MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

I'm pinning my hopes on a Beth/Billy Britmatch at the reunion.

Bride ducking out at this late stage is surprising.. Not because I see a future for her and him, but because she'd 100% have a last wedding dress to wear and a final word -

Indeed. Might as well finish flogging that dead horse.

Good for Beth. Take the limelight away from the fame hungry creep

Exactly. I bet he's gutted not to have that last bit of fame.

Yeah. Save having to listen to 100 ‘ dahlings’ and excuses.

I mean good for Beth but I don’t ever really remember them getting on that well.

Beth was the one who prolonged their stay by 2 weeks 🤷

Teejay never quite comes to life really. Maybe he would have been different if he'd been matched with someone else.
Or maybe he's just really boring, guess we'll never know.

Fuck off Paul

'how amazing I've been' - FFS.

Where is this "hurt each other" come from? It's mostly been you, Paul, who has been doing all the hurting.

I thinks she’s done.

Boring week has commenced

Actions speak louder Paul!

God, where does one get this much energy for all the verbal diarrheaaaaaaaaa? The man could do with some Pepto Boston stuff.

I wouldn’t let him in.

Oh, just fuck off Paul. You disingenuous wanker.

He is soooooooooo desperate to get to Final Vows.

She seems very done with him and his bullshit

Oh yuck Paul. That’s not gonna do it! FFS!

Paul forgets he said he had the ick with Carina the snob. Literally on camera.

Carina you can do so much better….

What 'chat' Paul? It was just you talking at Carina!

I REALLY want to know what he has written on his hands.