MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Also just caught up. Been a busy week.

I also love Rhi and Jeff and think they seem really authentic.

Paul is an absolute joke ... He keeps messing up, and jerking Carina about, and then acting like the victim. His fake crying and greasy head and incoherent ramblings are really winding me up! 😆Glad Carina has dumped him. (I assume she definitely has?!)

Dave is not into Jamie (sadly,) and is just hanging out to the end. Ditto Adrian. He is not fussed about Awhina. Wacqui and Ryan are not OK and solid like they're making out. They won't last for a week outside the experiment.

I feel sorry for Beth, as Teejay is not into her at all! (Dahhhhling!)

Last week coming up!

Here we are - Monday of the last week! Can’t believe we’re still here 😂

I’m looking forward to the reunions (vows will just be repetitive repeats and flashbacks) and then, finally, can go online and see who is still with who!!

Good luck - 36 eps down… 4 to go.

Relying on you lot for the updates as I'm away on holiday this week.

The final vows are usually tedious - I'm looking forward to the reunion.

As annoying as Wacquie and The Neck have been - they've made this series a lot more entertaining. Rhi and Jeff are nicebutdull.

Yep, agree. Although Jacqui's could be funny.

The reunion is what I'm looking forward to. Do we think Lauren will be back? And Morena after her epic flounce?

I hope Morena stays away. She does my head in.

I hope Morena doesn't come back.

Lauren might come back just to sneer.

Great minds daps 😂

Jinx!

<touches wood>

I wonder if that horrible guy will come back - Pete???

Would be happy never to see Morena again.

Ditto Tim - vile creature.
And the teacher bloke with the little glasses.

Much as I dislike The Stepford Knife, Beavis and Verucca, I hope they are back for the reunion.

I wonder if Wacqui's vows will read like another Resume - Achievements Section...

I hope Billy comes back ... and has sparks with Beth!

Teacher bloke? I can't remember him.

Ooh yes Billy and Beth would be a good match!

Jake (married to Ashleigh), him of the:

”I’m not racist but…” about Awhina
”crazy eyes” about Jacqui

and other disparaging remarks about the wives!

Ooh, yes. I'd completely forgotten about him!

I hope Katie doesn't, I don't think it would be healthy for her.

I agree but I have a horrible feeling she'll turn up.

I'm looking forwards to the reunion too.
I also envisage the vows being boring. I hate the weddings for the same reason.

Ashleigh wuz robbed.

Sorry if I’ve missed it but what’s the schedule this week? Is it reunion as well as vows?

2 days of vows, only an hour today, on at 8 apparently, 2 days of reunions.