Celebrity Big Brother (ITV) and Late and Live (ITV2) - Thread 5 - Please expect spoilers.

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So

Michael Fabricant was the first to be evicted. Mickey Rourke left next. Then Trisha was evicted, followed by Daley. Patsy and Jack have both survived two evictions.

We're going into the final week now, with the final airing on Friday 25th April!

Chris and Jojo are besties who flirt, apparently.

Ella is seething with jealousy at their relationship and seems to be whinging about it to anyone who will listen.

Before leaving, Daley dispensed advice to Ella about two contestants who know how to play the game. Ella has taken this to mean Chris and Jojo.

(We also know that Daley was speaking about Chris and Jojo, he said as much on l&l when he was evicted).

Chris has since been in tears at the allegations of him being a game player, and says that his friendship with Jojo is genuine.

The housemates passed their shopping task, which was to dress up as a member of a big brother family, which includes a mum, dad, grandparents, teens and toddlers. They now have a luxury shopping budget, after being on an economy one last week.

On Tuesday, there will be a triple eviction, and the housemates have nominated face to face: Ella, Angelica, Patsy, Jojo, Chris and Chesney were initially up, and in a surprise twist, one of the group was able to save themselves from the public vote. Jojo saved herself, and chose Danny to face eviction in her place. Jojo chose Danny.

So its: Ella, Angelica, Patsy, Chris and Danny up for eviction.

Upon being nominated so many times, Ella became upset and delivered her nominations with an unkind passion. She said that Chesney, as a man, should've protected her from Mickey Rourke and his sexist comments towards her. Mickey was upset by this and was comforted by Jojo and Chris.

Patsy nominated Ella and Angelica and mentioned that she thought that they were mean school girls who were bitching about her.

On Late and Live, we've had a week of Tiffany 'New York' Pollard (David's dead). She was... not afraid to speak her mind. This week, Oti Mabuse will be the house guest 🙌.

As before, It was impossible to avoid spoilers, so please expect them.

The link to Thread 4:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5315825-celebrity-big-brother-itv-and-late-and-live-itv2-thread-4-please-expect-spoilers?page=40&reply=143730560

Thread 3:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5314081-celebrity-big-brother-itv1-and-late-live-itv2-thread-3-please-expect-spoilers?page=40&reply=143575057

Thread 2:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5311905-celebrity-big-brother-thread-2?page=1

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5307304-celebrity-big-brother-starts-mon-7th-april-on-itv?page=1

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Jack ftw, given him my five. The quip about ken barlow still calling him david after 25 years has been my sole lol moment this series. Jack is genuine deadpan, Donna isn't.

@VanillaImpulse I think you’re being very harsh on Jack. I know that’s all lifted from Wikipedia tbut tbf everyone in the house has a past as do we all.

Remember Jack was only 14 when he got with his girlfriend who went on to be mother of his 2 children. I also think most men would get DNA test to prove paternity if it was after a one night stand.

Donna is so LOUD
I find that type overwhelming, but that is a Me issue I suppose
I couldn't last long in that House with Donna

Just catching up now.. slightly confused, Donna constantly bringing up the morning pans business, then saying 'its not that deep'.. why keep bringing it up then???

I’m watching +1, Donna has now numerous times said it’s not that deep, if it isn’t, why the hell does she keep going on about it. Arghh

I think she’s been paid to wear them.. and only has one pair of shoes!! 🤣

Yes, laugh out loud when Jack said this. He is the funniest and least confrontational in there.

I wish someone would win for just being nice person (like Craig in first ever BB) rather than because they ‘deserve’ to win for being loudest / most controversial / outrageous.

I really liked the reference to Jedward in the diary room!

Watching L&L Ella is a different chav (I mean person) ..

Oh well done Angellica Lady Bountiful, bestowing her minions with jobs. [This will mean nothing to those not watching L&L 😅]

I dislike these last few days before the end. It's all how much everyone loves everybody else and on and on and on.

Btw, Jojo - there's no need to be a 'letter' at all. Just be. I care not with whom you sleep.

This really made me laugh 😂

I've put 5 on jack and if he survives 1st round I'll put another 5 on him etc.

And yes I know his history. At least he pays for the lad. And it's probably easier to say 2 kids if someone doesn't know the history. He'll know that they can go and Google and draw their own conclusions.

He’s hilarious

What happened?

JoJo doesn’t know who Jedward are 😂
She obviously thought they were just some weird fans during this encounter

Exactly - what is this need to define herself as ‘non-binary’ or ‘queer’.

There’s an infinite number of ways to be, as a woman and they’re all slightly different - and all fine!

Nothing against him taking a dna test but to never meet your son especially when the child is disabled!
I’d rather Chesney won, its not his fault that BB aren’t showing enough of him

I also regret voting too early as I voted 3 for Donna which was a mistake

A Tudor history tour with Chris 😂

Patsy is a bore.

She's trying to appeal to every type. So false..And there's Danny trying to support her. I like Danny better than I thought I would at the start. He has a kindly streak.

I suppose that was Jojo's 'journey' for the purposes of this TV job 🙄

I don't like Danny. Foul-mouthed and crude and disparaging to women [well, that's his job I suppose]

Yes Danny's too vulgar for me

I don't mind a bit of innuendo and whatnot but I don't find what he does attractive sometimes

Scrolling through TikTok and came across a clip from 2009, when Chesney Hawkes was on CBB.

This was the year with Tina Mallone, Terry Christian and Michelle Heaton, and during a task Chesney was hoisted up in a crane whilst The One and Only was played.

I can't remember the task, but it looks like it involved celebrities appearing over the wall and two HMs, who were Press, having to photograph them.

I also can't remember, or identify from the clip, any other HMs 😅

This is the only thing that’s pissed me off about Jojo. When she first went in she was a lesbian. Then she tries to start up a big conversation about how she thinks she’s non-binary … then she tries to create a conversation about how she’s queer ….

Why does there need to be a conversation about any of it?! This is the problem with young people today, it’s become a guaranteed way of seeking attention to create these conversations about yourself!

I discovered I was bi when I was in my early 30s, there was no “conversation” about it - it was a case of “Actually, I think I’m bi - anyway, what should I make for dinner … “

And even this was completely in my own head! People only find this out for me if they ask outright or if it comes up in conversation. No big conversation or declaration needed 🙄