MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

That’s it! I could see it was a flower but couldn’t remember “lotus”😅

I agree, but think he’s been forced into it because no one can accept he doesn’t want to date Jamie anymore

Nothing will change…

Rhi is a goddess in human form.. Jamie is vile.

I'm disappointed in Jamie for writing stay.

Ah, man - the way Jamie lit up when he looked into her eyes. She's on for a beating with him. He's mentally checked out, she won't come back from his behaviour of the last few days.

Didn’t she say earlier she was writing leave 🤔

Dave’s face expressions do not match the words he is saying.

It’s like a Christmas Cactus surrounding an ashtray

He’s bending over backwards to look like the good guy. No body is forcing him

Looks a bit like a Venus fly trap!!

Perth and Sydney? FFS.

Yay! More Cleo challenging Adrian. Looking forward to that.

I have a question about the rules - are they allowed to change their minds about what they've written once they're on the couch? So if Jamie had written leave would she be allowed to change her answer to stay?

I assume we’ll all be watching Honesty Box?

Goddddd I'm gonna miss Eliot 😭 😭😭

Google lotus tattoos. It's a lotus, a proper shit lotus.

Nope.

Eliot is gorgeous. He will be missed.

He's done the good guy act from the start. I knew it wasn't genuine. He was always so vocal in calling out the other men and it seems he was just projecting.

Not me.. MAFS is enough trash tv for me, lol.

He was good eyecandy, that's for sure!😂

If both write leave then they leave.
If one writes leave and one writes stay then they stay. Of course, they can pick a fight and feck off at anytime.

Despite Lucinda being on it, I won't watch Honesty Box!

Damnit Jamie. Should have written leave.

All of the men in that room know he's bullshitting.