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MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

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browneyes77 · 15/04/2025 08:57

We are not leaving the zoo….!

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TinselAngel · 15/04/2025 20:12

God Ryan is a nobhead

lalaloopyhead · 15/04/2025 20:13

I would sleep with the one eye open if I were Jeff 🤣

RancidRuby · 15/04/2025 20:14

Jacqui is thrilled to bits to be paired with Jeff.

Villagetoraiseachild · 15/04/2025 20:14

Was that a dress or a negligee?
Poor Jeff.

Dillite2 · 15/04/2025 20:14

My Kathy Bates joke may not have been a joke after all but future telling.

hoxtonbabe · 15/04/2025 20:14

I’ve never seen Jacqui so happy, she’s all giddy! 🤣

Dillite2 · 15/04/2025 20:15

I can see how Ryan and Jacqui are perfect for each other, they both have emotional intelligence and maturity of a 7 year old boy who has just discovered fart jokes.

Villagetoraiseachild · 15/04/2025 20:15

Dillite2 · 15/04/2025 20:14

My Kathy Bates joke may not have been a joke after all but future telling.

Jesters do oft prove prophets....

Pianoaholic · 15/04/2025 20:15

Don't blame her really! Must be a welcome change from ryan.

loveawineloveacrisp · 15/04/2025 20:16

lalaloopyhead · 15/04/2025 20:13

I would sleep with the one eye open if I were Jeff 🤣

She 100% fancies him.

browneyes77 · 15/04/2025 20:16

hoxtonbabe · 15/04/2025 20:14

I’ve never seen Jacqui so happy, she’s all giddy! 🤣

Yay! You’re here earlier!

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Dillite2 · 15/04/2025 20:18

Do Veronica and Elliot not eat fruit and veg usually?

Appalonia · 15/04/2025 20:18

Rhi and Eliot would make an attractive couple.

fuckingangrybirdbrows · 15/04/2025 20:19

Paul's hair!

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/04/2025 20:20

Checking in! Thanks for the thread.

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 15/04/2025 20:20

Appalonia · 15/04/2025 20:18

Rhi and Eliot would make an attractive couple.

They'd make beautiful babies

Dillite2 · 15/04/2025 20:20

I have a question

Ryan, why is your neck so weird?

Ryan, why are you scared of women that have their own mind?

Adrian, why are you a gaslighting prick?

Paul, why are your plugs so bad?

browneyes77 · 15/04/2025 20:20

I still can’t believe what a u-turn I’ve done with Eliot.

I’ve gone from thinking he’s a dick, to really liking him 🤣

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academicallyblonde · 15/04/2025 20:21

To be fair to Elliot, he does seem genuinely keen to learn and listen this time around.

Dillite2 · 15/04/2025 20:22

Elliot is surprisingly insightful and emotionally intelligent, when are are allowed to see it.

academicallyblonde · 15/04/2025 20:22

Dillite2 · 15/04/2025 20:20

I have a question

Ryan, why is your neck so weird?

Ryan, why are you scared of women that have their own mind?

Adrian, why are you a gaslighting prick?

Paul, why are your plugs so bad?

This reminds me of last year’s Lauren. “Jack, why are you purple?” Brilliant!

Delatron · 15/04/2025 20:22

I like Elliot too - Veronica has been awful to him and he’s handled it well.

Outofthepan · 15/04/2025 20:23

Save me! I’m really finding Elliot hot 🙈

browneyes77 · 15/04/2025 20:23

academicallyblonde · 15/04/2025 20:21

To be fair to Elliot, he does seem genuinely keen to learn and listen this time around.

Yeah he does.

I honestly think he saw what Lauren was like straight away and ran for the hills.

But being given a second chance, and being paired with someone he initially felt was a better match, he’s decided to give it his best shot.

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PuppiesProzacProsecco · 15/04/2025 20:23

I can't quite bring myself to like Eliot yet. He'll need to work harder to win me over.

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