MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

[browneyes77]

We are not leaving the zoo….!

I somehow missed this bit last night 😂

She’s being fair enough and calm. He needs to answer her.

Well, he's definitely not getting that with Veronica for sure!

He’s also lying. I bet he’d have that desire for V. He just doesn’t want to look like a bad guy

They're not right for each other

I don't think he likes Veronica either, he's seen her with elliot.
He enjoyed the attention.

Dave is now thinking that Adrian has broken Jamie.

BUT what about the time he literally picked her up and carried her into the bedroom...?

Oh gosh I’m thinking next dinner party (is there one?). V flirts with Dave, he responds. Jamie goes nuts.

Snob, snob, snobbity snob. Pluggy Paul is judging the snob. Snob, snob, snobbity snob. Pluggy Paul is losing the plot.

Yeah he seemed more in to her initially. There’s been a shift since the retreat.

He’s being completely disingenuous and unfair. She’s entitled to know it he’s not into her FGS

Carinas T-shirt makes it look like her head is screwed on backwards

Exactly! He was all over her at the honeymoon too.

CUNT

Paul stuttering over his words again because he’s lying as he goes along.

Paul! Fuck off. Come on!!!! Bit late to be pulling the "English is my 2nd language, I didn't know the meaning" card.

And he's not smart enough to lie

Poor, poor Jamie! The bloke she loves has literally said he doesn't want to have sex with her because (checks notes) he's very deep.

I think the Angry Jamie of the retreat has put him off, they seemed OK going in there, on the beach etc.

Makes him feel better???

No. She apparently has a degree in law and ?business. Not a lawyer

Paul is despicable

Yes

Dave got the ick. Poor Jamie. Lauren strikes again.

Eliot. Eliot. I'm here, Eliot. I don't need a restaurant experience. 😍