Of all the things the world doesn't need, surely to god it doesn't need yet another re working Pride and Prejudice. In a totally left field casting move, battle axe Mrs Bennet will be played by... Olivia Colman.
But for added unexpectedness, they're thrilled to announce the casting of a non binary actor in the role of Lizzie B. It's that wearying tentpole who played Princess Diana in The Crown yet whose gender remains shrouded in mystery. They said they is thrilled to be bringing P&P to a 'new generation'. Of seven year olds, presumably.
The smelling salts! I'm having a faint!