MAFS AUS THREAD 7- This Dahtaar Centre has drunk bogans boganing in their boganic ways. The Warrior's testosterone is on the lock down for fear of Crazy Eyes stealing it away. Elliot is a grower and a shower in the wild.

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Petty bogans time!

I still can’t stand Elliot. He’s creepy.

So do we think both Lauren and Jamie will get a scolding? We only saw Lauren on the trailer....

I think they'll both get told off.

I’m away tomorrow until the weekend On a little holiday and won’t be able to watch. Am I weird that I’m looking h forward to a Sunday MAFS binge in my return?😳

This is entirely normal.

I have been on catch-up so binge watching to get up to speed. How many eps do they drop at a time? Is it just one tonight? Please say no.

Mon-Thurs = one episode per night. Sorry!

Very excited for tonight!😂

Yup, me too !

Jamie's going to get a pasting tonight

Predictions for tonight:

John the ixpert looks stern but fails to actually deliver any hard truths
Jacqui cries
Awhina looks lovingly at Adrian
Adrian fails to look loving at Awhina
Jamie gets shouty
Lauren uses the word bogan or some derivative of
Clunt does his B&B 'laugh'
Alessandra mentions intamuhcy....

Awhina and Adrian - gross

Do none of them have a hairdryer

It's on until 9.10. Buggers.

Which couple will return do we think?

Carina - it's not a good look. Stoppit.

And Rhi at the last dinner party

Has Rhi done the wet-hair thing too?

Look at Dave yawning!😂

Poor Dave - just wants a silent shag.

He's bored of it all now.

Dave needs to be running

The colour difference between Jamie's face and the rest of her body is insane.

Jamie's fake tan job is bloody awful, her elbows!

Yeah last Thursday's dinner party, last episode