Celebrity Big Brother - starts Mon 7th April on ITV

[mumofoneAlonebutokay]

After declaring last year that I'd never watch again, here I am, wondering who else will be sat watching?

It'll be at TV pace of course, but feel free to post spoilers or rumours about who will be entering

I think its only on for 3 weeks, no idea what the point is really tbh

(I hope there isn't already a thread, I couldn't find one, but do tell me if there is).

Patsy is 52! She looked amazing tonight.

He was on Celebrity First Dates before, that Tory fella I mean

David is sponsored by bacofoil

Yes I saw that. The woman seemed quite...taken aback

Yikes, just realised that Marcello might appear on L and L at some point. Gahhhhhhhh!

Oh God

Love her

Do you know, i forgot that David even won last year!

David must leave a snail trail everywhere he goes

Just read this article about all the iterations Mickey Rourke 's face has gone through over the years. It's a lot!
https://news.amomama.com/420530-what-mickey-rourke-would-look-like-at-71.html

Agree. And green always looks good on redheads. See Julianne Moore

Surprisingly good line up. Know most of them. Chesney will go deep I feel.

To say the least😂I thought he was that hairdresser from years ago Nicky something but with bad hair 😆

<resists making pervy reply>

Nicky Clarke!

So glad to join this thread, I always miss it. Not this time! 🙌

I just don’t get David’s style. He looks uncomfortable at times adjusting his jacket over his front, adjusting his shorts and keeping himself tucked in. I wish someone would just say to him it’s ok to wear a pair of trousers now and we’ll still know who you are. I feel a bit sad watching him

He's made his bed and now he has to sit awkwardly in it.

I was looking for an ooh matron gif but they don’t have one - shocking

The nathan shade 😭

Has nathan had his bottom veneers done yet?

Alan wants his bed

I think he has!

I noticed his lower teeth were very white tonight.

He said he would get them done when he had enough money.

Tory guy's wig looks like it's made from skinned gerbils.

Twitter / X is definitely giving tonight 🤣
https://x.com/ben0than/status/1909355713287094692?s=46

😄 that is quite a literal representation as well

Me too, exhausted 😩