Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Welcome to Emmerdale Plot Recycling Depot. No script ever wasted

[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Where did they get the dirt bikes and leathers from?

Props department

Mackenzie 🤣

What if Mackenzie gets hit by a bike?

Did they go to Norway for the race?

We’ve seen that clip at least three times now

Maybe John will have tied a string between 2 trees to knock these eejits off their bikes then he can save them both

😆 that would be excellent

Finally! Hurrah!

Bet he landed on the Emmerdale rock

Fuck sake imagine using half the episode for this shite because they can’t think of anything to write

Nice jolly for the camera teams and stunt riders

Johnny Boy 🤣 stop using common sense Mackenzie you live in Emmerdale now

Oh shut up Vic

Vic found one of Betty’s old jackets in the wardrobe

Oh Victoria put a sock in it

And John raided Seth’s wardrobe and thought we wouldn’t notice if he adorned it with a tie

Is Nate going to pop up?

They could have had Jakey crash into the walnut whip if they'd thought on a bit.

This is a pretty boring episode

Bring back Hospital Thursday

Poor Vinny. There’s zero chemistry between them.

Can people be together for more than 5 minutes before proposing?

Who would win in a fight Vinny from the Scrapyard or Jenny from the block?

I’d much prefer the old fashioned pistols at dawn to see who wins the hand of the fair maiden. And a big pistol at Dawn would be perfect.