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Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

John Chas!!

Well John has wormed his way back in. When did Aaron get so stupid?

I'm catching up with this week, christ it's crap, don't care about John and Aaron, have no idea why Jacob and Kammy are fighting over sourpuss Sarah, she's bloody awful.

Dawn is a selfish cow.

Mackenzie is the best in it at the moment.

I find it odd that the media is quiet about how much weight Lisa Riley has put on. I remember the constant hoo ha when she lost it - books, countless tv appearances, a documentary, tmi about loose skin etc. I can't believe she put it all back on! She'll probably go on the injections and do the rounds about that.

She looks a lot different on her Instagram than she does on screen

as if Claudette would just plonk herself down and take over the surgery bookings with zero training etc!

how much more can Liam’s head take

Dawn you brought it all on yourself love

She really does!

What goes on at that surgery is beyond ridiculous. Have they thought that Claudette has had so little screen time that they'll pretend she's a receptionist now?
If they don't know what to do with a character, get rid of them! They got rid of far better ones recently

I can't believe how many times Liam has suffered from a head injury in a relatively short space of time!

I’ve always found it quite odd that she looks really large in Emmerdale but has looked quite slim on her SM and a lot of talk about how much weight she has lost. I realise they film a long way ahead but there has been no change in her at all on screen. It must feel like shit to be in the public eye and on a weight loss journey.

She lost weight years ago! It's not film schedules. It is literally the elephant in the room. She was everywhere when she lost it but now it isn't acknowledged and it's quite obvious. I expect she'll go on an injection and do another book, chat show circuit etc

What I was saying is that has never been reflected on the screen. I don’t remember her ever looking like she’d lost weight.

Sorry! I don't think she was in it when she lost weight

My earlier comment was that Mandy/Lisa looked [in the latest episode] to have lost some weight. I don't do Instagram so I haven't seen any other pics. I do remember her losing a lot a few years ago, and she did lose when she was on Strictly. I don't see why her putting weight back on after her first 'loss' should be the subject of magazine articles or whatever though, so I don't see it as an elephant in the room [unfortunate phrase].

Echoing earlier comments, it's beyond ridiculous how many people have worked in the surgery without having their credentials checked, and diffident as Liam is he should surely have turfed Claudette out. Access to the patient records! 😦Place wants shutting down.

I'm fairly new to this. So have no idea who Malone was.

Malone was a bent copper who used to work with Harriet before she started vicaring. I think they were romantically involved as well. He ran a criminal gang which Will used to be part of. He caused a lot of trouble with Will, Cain and Billy. Long story short Dawn shot him. They put his body in a grave where some randomer was buried but after a while the family of said randomer decided to exhume his body and move it closer to where they lived. Would you believe it? They dug him up again and buried him on HF land until Kim had him dealt with forever. God rest his evil soul

from Leeds Live 😂

I wish Nate would hurry up and pop up to the surface. We now know that John did something to him so why drag it out so long.
I wish Chas would just shut up about Ella all the time - so now she's responsible for Liam getting whacked by John? I hope they find out that she was abroad or something at the time so that might shut her up. I don't like Chas and Liam as a couple so don't care if they split up.

I don't know who Liam would be good with as he's such a wet blanket and don't know who could put up with Chas.

Liam and Bernice again. Imagine that.

Oh no please don't bring back Bernice. I'm quite enjoying both Classiic and modern being Bernice free!

I agree about Chas constantly mentioning and blaming Ella. Why the hell would she come back just to whack Liam over the head. It's probably in her bail conditions to not go anywhere near the village.

Actually can we have a break from Chas please!

Liam and Leyla were good together. But that was ruined.

I guess the same way Cain and Moira and Dawn and Billy were great together but then they go and ruin it all.

Know what you mean!
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/emmerdales-lisa-riley-explains-dramatic-27802983#

It was suggested on Instagram comments that she might wear padding for filming!

Why is John in a suit?