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[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

7pm for an hour tomorrow

Mastermind isn’t much craic

No warning tonight. Nice friendly episode then.

Mackenzie looks so different with shorter hair.

Cain’s always there…daft

Joe really doesn’t suit a roll neck imo

Lone Wolf 😆

Oh Victoria, don't go meeting any of John's army mates! 😱

John and Liam, having a pint. No wonder the NHS is in crisis

John is now in a huff

Watch your back Liam

If looks could kill.

I love how Mackenzie has nicknames for everyone

Stop, collaborate and listen

Don’t mention your other brother Vic

I love masterful Cain. Melts me like butter.

A glass of wine materialised beside Ruby

Kim doesn’t give a fuck that they killed Anthony 😂

Well they weren’t actually brought up there Caleb

The land where the body is buried…

John bitching about his job is hilarious 😆

I’d be a GP receptionist on a drs salary. I’d even brew up.

I don’t get Kim’s plan at all

Surely Kim doesn't trust Joe. I reckon she's keeping her enemy close.

A toddler in a scrapyard, what could go wrong?