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[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Poor Billy

Billy looks constipated poor lad

Poor Billy

Stupid Dawn

Dawn would hate it if Billy didn’t share bringing up her kids with Kim. Less time with Joe.

Two phones John?

Mack best man…Mack running through the woods…Mack finding the dirt…hmm interesting.

he’s sooooo insane

So John did nominate himself for this award

Just off him Caleb

The devilish kidney kidnapper 🤣

Joe is such a pantomime villain

I love the “we have to finish it” prewarning

I wonder how Dawn will react when she finds out she has trashed her life for a devilish kidney kidnapper!

Poor Billy. Dawn is such a cow. I hope it goes tits up with Joe.
Victoria trying to get in touch with John's army mates. That'll be interesting

I am 💔 for Billy when he finds out he has been dumped for Joe 😟😥..
He really doesn't deserve that to be happening where he is living ....under his own nose .

Mack and Aaron have a wonderful partnership 🥰.

Mack so does not like or trust John.

Ohh ..I missed that Victoria was trying to find Johns mates .
That could be interesting.
More 💔💔 for Aaron incoming 😥

Surely if Joe went to the police they could just all deny it! Not like there's a body as proof. At least they have proof that Joe stole Caleb's. Kidney.

Mackenzie needs to watch out making all those jokes at John's expense 😱

He might end up running through the woods 🤣

The term “the kids” makes me want to deploy violence ☠️

Yus. And.

I know of know 'real life' Dad who calls his children 'mate'. But they all do it in Emmerdale [and I'm from Yorkshire]

Yes the ears thing freaks me out! I think he's an alien or something!

Unfortunately there’s no Emmerdale tonight, it’s football but there is Corrie

Gah!