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MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 5 (No Spoilers): Man Baby Strops over Promo flops, Secret Dates with boy mates, delulu Jacqui always wanting her own way, the dinner party chaos will bring forth the cray cray.

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browneyes77 · 27/03/2025 20:12

And here we go again….!

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TitsInAbsentia · 02/04/2025 21:27

Oioisavaloy27 · 02/04/2025 21:23

So yesterday they said see what couple celebrate baby news? So where is it? I wouldn't have called that a couple celebrating baby news because it wasn't.

Ah but Tony was celebrating because he's released himself from Morena!

PoppyBaxter · 02/04/2025 21:29

What does Veronica want, I'm so confused! Team Elliot tonight.

FergoMcFergFace · 02/04/2025 21:32

Tony doesn't want a baby. No 53 year old who refers to himself in the third person and who takes himself off for Tony-time weekends wants a baby. He just thinks it's the most sympathetic way to say he wanted a younger wife.

Oh and Morena had a point about double dipping the ice cream (sounds like a euphemism when you put it like that 😕).

SerenaSemolena · 02/04/2025 21:33

Well, I don't know what's going on anymore. I thought Eliot handled the madness very well, behaved reasonably and looked hot!

QueSyrahSyrah · 02/04/2025 21:33

‘If you want your own time, you can’t be in a relationship’.

Shit. Nobody tell DH. We’ve always enjoyed our own time from time to time. If he gets wind of this insight we’ll have to be together 24/7 😬

Outofthepan · 02/04/2025 21:34

Elliott picked a story he thought couldn’t be picked at but that is not revealing of him

It would really annoy me too

CharlotteLightandDark · 02/04/2025 21:35

Dunkou · 31/03/2025 21:02

Adrian is sinister as fuck. I think he might just be the worst MAFS guy ever, or at least in top 3.

I totally agree. I can’t stand the prick.

browneyes77 · 02/04/2025 21:36

Whilst I see her point, I think in Elliot’s head that IS him opening up and talking about something that that affected him.

His little sister was in a coma. He felt hopeless and unable to help her. And his Dad’s response to the situation, shaped how he deals with his emotions.

The way she handled it and spoke to him, was really quite nasty and uncalled for. Seemed a very OTT reaction from her. Like she was looking for a problem. I think what Lauren said has very much stayed with her and her guard has gone right up.

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QueSyrahSyrah · 02/04/2025 21:36

And I am sorry Morena, with the absolute best will (and lighting) in the world he did not confuse you for 40. Do you look 57? No. But you don’t look 40 either.

browneyes77 · 02/04/2025 21:38

Oh for Christ’s sake Morena

Shut the fuck up you whiny, self absorbed, bore

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PerfectYear321 · 02/04/2025 21:39

Appalonia · 02/04/2025 18:43

I saw the statement Jasmine ( the redhead ) made, it's on Twitter. I can post it, if it's not considered a spoiler?

I just searched for it and it is definitely a spoiler 😭

Outofthepan · 02/04/2025 21:44

Tony suddenly wants a baby 🙈😂

I think he’s scared and needs an out?

browneyes77 · 02/04/2025 21:48

Tony, I’m not buying it son 😂

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QueSyrahSyrah · 02/04/2025 21:49

Granted it’s a low move of Tony to suddenly invent the desperate desire for a child, as if they’d ever have matched him with a 35 year old anyway.

Morena though. Christ she grinds my gears. Most people who make their heritage their entire personality do to be honest. Possibly a me problem but all these Australian people pronouncing this other Australian persons accent with an Italian inflection just seems so unnecessary. (Two of my closest friends are from Rome, and neither insist that non-Italians pronounce their names with an Italian accent!)

TitsInAbsentia · 02/04/2025 21:56

WAIT WAIT! How did we not guess...Paul is going to confess to having played hide the saucisson with Carina's naughty Aunty!

PerfectYear321 · 02/04/2025 21:56

Haha, LOL, this is nothing more than Eliot deserves

Have you guys forgotten about his tick list and the fact that he said he would immediately walk away from the ixpiriment if he didn't like his wife?

I'm glad he's getting a taste of his own medicine, even if she was a bit bonkers with it. His face 😂

Heidi2018 · 02/04/2025 21:57

Outofthepan · 02/04/2025 21:34

Elliott picked a story he thought couldn’t be picked at but that is not revealing of him

It would really annoy me too

How does it not reveal anything about him? He was so overcome with emotion that day that he vowed never to let emotion control him again. It explains why he has become more surface level now as he has learned to push his emotions way way way down over time! That reveals a lot about him?? And it is a good starting point if he does eventually want to learn to start handling his emotions?

PerfectYear321 · 02/04/2025 21:58

Heidi2018 · 02/04/2025 21:57

How does it not reveal anything about him? He was so overcome with emotion that day that he vowed never to let emotion control him again. It explains why he has become more surface level now as he has learned to push his emotions way way way down over time! That reveals a lot about him?? And it is a good starting point if he does eventually want to learn to start handling his emotions?

Sod him! He deserves this
I can imagine loads of women have been vulnerable with him and he's tossed them aside like he did Lauren

browneyes77 · 02/04/2025 22:00

PerfectYear321 · 02/04/2025 21:58

Sod him! He deserves this
I can imagine loads of women have been vulnerable with him and he's tossed them aside like he did Lauren

Lauren isn’t exactly a nice person, so I’ve lost any sympathy I initially had for her to be honest.

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QueSyrahSyrah · 02/04/2025 22:01

Eliots desire to never be overwhelmed with emotion doesn’t track especially well with his desire to have 4 or 5 kids to be honest. Kind of comes with the territory…

Heidi2018 · 02/04/2025 22:01

PerfectYear321 · 02/04/2025 21:58

Sod him! He deserves this
I can imagine loads of women have been vulnerable with him and he's tossed them aside like he did Lauren

Oh 100%, he's an absolute dickhead. But his letter did reveal something about him.

QueSyrahSyrah · 02/04/2025 22:05

In other news, DH is all up in Veronica’s IMDB, which means we’ve got him! He’s invested. My evenings will be easier from here on in 😉

browneyes77 · 02/04/2025 22:11

TitsInAbsentia · 02/04/2025 21:56

WAIT WAIT! How did we not guess...Paul is going to confess to having played hide the saucisson with Carina's naughty Aunty!

I accidentally saw a spoiler so I know what he’s done.

I won’t say or give anything away, but as the reactions of the others clearly showed, it’s not good at all.

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boringbelle · 02/04/2025 22:16

@browneyes77 can you post it in the spoiler thread please. Somehow knowing spoilers doesn’t spoil my enjoyment of the show.

Springee · 02/04/2025 22:20

greengreyblue · 02/04/2025 15:59

It’s what we call a charcuterie board I think.

Or maybe more like a smaller sharing board. The last wedding we went to was steak sharing boards with salads and chips on separate boards

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