MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 3 (No Spoilers): “TV’s in bedrooms bring on the tears, snoring at bedtime stirs big foghorn fears, gaslighting, AWOLS and warrior things, nobody’s jeans fit as tightly as Tim’s….🎵”

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Let’s go……

OMG. What a fucking incel king. Fuck off Ryan, you completely wanker.

Ryan doesn't deserve the warmth of a blow up doll, nevermind his own fist or a breathing woman. What. A. Wanker. Tim is looking like the perfect husband material next to him and Harrison like an angel.

That preview! What on earth does Ryan say?! 😲

It made Billy gasp!

Ryan? Yeah I thought the same 😂

Oh god I just had a flash back.

Jacqui has an air of “if I had learned I would be a true proficient” about sex. It would be funny if they’re both secret virgins.

There's nothing secret about their virginities, it's super obvious.

How come Ryan's ears look so much bigger when he doesn't have a top on?

Proving Jacqui right that he will literally never back down and always has to be right. I'd have walked long ago.

I cringed through that full episode. It seemed so fake and phoney (obvs I know it is, but it really seemed it on this one!).

FIRST cousin. Because Steve needs to reiterate to everyone just how closer they are.

mumofoneAlonebutokay

"The couple who already dated are SO unremarkable 😭 completely forgot about them"

I think they are the best looking couple there!

Billy throwing the oil on like he was cooking chicken was hilarious 😆

Rhi & Jeff? I like them.

I agree. Is always the case. Most of the men are shite this year. I thought it was hilarious how Jacqui got her own back on Ryan after he placed her 3rd in the photo ranking and then he had the cheek to say that she lacked self-awareness.

Tony drinking the paint water💧 🤣

Gosh Morena is so boring rambling on and on...

I think RyRy must go in to the group session and tell everyone what he said, thinking the lads would all tell him what a top bloke alpha male he is. But seeing as most have the arseholes have already self-exited themselves, the rest all look a bit horrified by him instead.

I honestly thought if Morena said "Tony" once more, I'd have to permanently mute the TV. She is quite strange. I'm glad they had a decent enough time doing the intimacy challenge though.

The AA clearly just have hot lust for each other and not much else, although Awhina clearly wants there to be more.

Billy's other half, who's name I can't remember but I will forever think of her as the woman standing at the end of the bed with a knife (thanks Jake) was very intense and somehow sucked all the fun out of the occasion. Those two need to have a proper chat.

RyRy and the Grinch continue to fascinate and horrify in equal measure. They are both so gob-smackingly unable to properly hear what the other one is saying. RyRy is worse as he is a bit sexually creepy too.

To be fair, I'm not sure how enthusiastic I would be with cameras in your face,

Dave was!

Something is going on with Billy. Cameras aside he was so uncomfortable.

But I reckon Dave did the right thing and promptly told the crew to bug off!

Just catching up with last night's now. Love Morena's yellow blazer.

Ryry gives off such bad vibes. He really wants to bring her down a peg or two but without doing it overtly. He knows exactly what he’s doing by refusing to compliment her.

I know she is being demanding but he really is a nasty piece of work.