MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 3 (No Spoilers): “TV’s in bedrooms bring on the tears, snoring at bedtime stirs big foghorn fears, gaslighting, AWOLS and warrior things, nobody’s jeans fit as tightly as Tim’s….🎵”

[browneyes77]

Let’s go……

That didn't take long for Big Dave 😂😂😂😂

Jamie in her lingerie. Bloody hell! 👀

Oh god….and here is Ryan and Jacqui

Old Deborah Meaden and Andrew Tate

Look at Tony pulling down on his top trying to cover Little Tony, absolutely sweating balls at the sight of Morena in her underwear.

She sounds like a teacher directing a toddler.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

What an awkward watch! It was borderline porn.

Awww, Morena's task was a winner

Blimey.. Tony has changed his tune. It’s amazing what some sexy red underwear and a painting can do!

And wine. Lots and lots of wine.

You always make me crack up with your comments 🤣

Why didn't we get to see the male workshop?

Ok, so I sometimes feel like Jacqui is expecting very specific words of affirmation and doesn’t always look beyond that.

So, if I popped on some sexy underwear and my DP bit his fist and said “SHIT!!” and talked about wanting to get his hands on me, that would tell me job done. I’d know he felt sexually attracted. I’d know he thought I looked hot.

I wouldn’t need him to go the extra step and also tell me I looked beautiful. That would be automatically implied by his horny reaction.

Although, I also accept that this is Ryan. Who I kinda feel maybe a minimally sexually experienced nerd, who followed Andrew Tate for a bit before deciding he was an Alpha Warrior, and therefore has zero clue about women any way…..

They didn’t have one did they?

It was just the women and the men dossed about all day

Ryan - “I love your long hair and it’s really attractive that you value your health”

FFS 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her covering up the fish 😂😂😂😂

Billy is so awkwardly British right now. All that's missing is "Ou, Oy Guvnah".

Ryan is going to get ripped a new arsehole isn’t he? 🤣🤣

😄😄 thanks 🥰 - with this show it's laugh or cringe!

We've still got to remember that there are 3 blokes with microphones and cameras in the flat with us.

Just like Jacqui, I don't think Ryan has ever had sex before.

Isn’t that tomorrow?

I thought that one of the grooms had referred to having had one earlier, but I may have misheard.

That was a hard watch, Jacqui practically begging Ryan to say nice things about her whilst he say there mumbling arrogantly about not wanting to compromise his values. Horrid little man!

I am convinced he is a virgin. He acts like he's 12 and has only just discovered boobs.

Maybe it’s been shown out of order