MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 3 (No Spoilers): “TV’s in bedrooms bring on the tears, snoring at bedtime stirs big foghorn fears, gaslighting, AWOLS and warrior things, nobody’s jeans fit as tightly as Tim’s….🎵”

[browneyes77]

Let’s go……

It’s a sales pitch.

I wouldn't be surprised if he lied about Jacqui giving head and now there's no going back and changing it.

Although, I wouldn't want to be telling people that I am giving blow jobs to my partner either

Do couples wear matching colours nowadays? Is it a thing?

Also, intimacy, intimacy. They've all got intimacy. 😂 Someone make them stop saying it.

We'll need a new thread soon!

Yeah either one of them could be lying

If she is, I'd forgive her because that was super intimidating 🥺

I have a title ready and waiting don’t worry 😂

I like to think I wouldn’t get involved, however after a few glasses of bubbles, I’m not so sure 😬

I was about to ask about the matching clothes… is this a MAFS Aus thing? I’ve not watched the Aussie one before…

Dinner and diatribes coming up.

He is lying through his teeth

Ryan’s trying to talk like he’s a man. He’s an arrested development teenager

Oh shit…Billy just went straight in 😂😂

Oh jacqui

Jacqui is trying to save face so very hard, you can see the panic in her (crazy) eyes.

Jacqui trying to save face. It’s painful

Ryry so full of shit.
She is on the defensive now, no matter what.

Someone needs to bring up the giving good head comment.

Seeing as how she’s denied them having sex……

RyRy is such a slimy wanker. His sales pitch is so shit that he wouldn't be able to sell water in a desert.

Oh here she goes

😬😬😬 I'd hate to be Ryan right now

Or anytime really

Ah Jamie laying the groundwork 😂

I knew she wouldn’t let us down 🤣

How are this couple gonna spin this? Will she just laugh it off again? It's so bizarre!

She will laugh it off. Manically.

With a “Oh I thought you were asking about full on sex” or something similar 🙄