Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

Oh joy

Shouting help doesn’t do anything. Call the ambulance

In his own house too.

April Fool 🤣

That ws ridiculous. It must be the least secure drugs cabinet in Yorkshire if not the UK

John just sitting there

I’m sick of Marlon

You and me both.

She's always been an obnoxious entitled cow, starting long ago when Rodney always called her Princess.

Dawn will surely be pregnant with a little square jawed baby

Oh that's all we need
Another unplanned pregnancy- what a horrible combination of Dawn and Joe poor thing

Marlon is even more stupid than usual. Now a tracker

I think everyone in Emmerdale should have a tracker

Will Marlon never learn

Will this April and Marlon saga ever end?

It’s not looking hopeful that it’ll reach a conclusion any time soon. I’m sick of the pair of them

I’d pack little April’s bag for her and drive her to the squat before she had time to strop off. Horrible little madam.

Nico is such a cow.

Heartily sick of Marlon and April and thought Rhon's home truths might have brought an end to it.
But no - now we have Marlon installing a tracker. FFS

Is Moira meant to be away somewhere? No sign of her for a while.

Dawn and Billy trying to repair their dead marriage 🙄. I can't see that being successful. They both look thoroughly miserable 😕😕

Marlon and April can both sod off.
And Nicola.
Vanessa soon went from devastated over Suzy to getting over her when she found out about Mary

Yep that is how I feel both need to be punted...Nicola has always been a cow she is nasty and April is a waste of space now...let her sod of to the nearest squat and never seen again...

Why couldn't viewers pick those that drowned...April, Marlon and Nicola top of the list...plus Rhona and Mary both boring as heck!

I think that's fair enough tbh. I stopped loving my husband in an instant when he was cruel to me. They weren't the person you thought they were so no love to give.

A vote would have been good, like the live Eastenders episode. A limo wouldn’t have been big enough for my choice, I’d need a double decker bus!

Mary’s hat!

So has Ella hacked Liams email because I don’t think Liam would cancel the wedding

That was my first thought too.