Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

That’s what someone would do in the real world.

Arthur has a very diverse bunch of friends

How did Scouse Shaun get caught?

Who knows anything any more?

I seriously doubt my own sanity sometimes watching this shite

The week of the crash i was watching early on itvx etc. I've barely watched this week's.

Well I'm glad Caleb is alive. Whole thing has been so stupid though and I hope everyone finds out the truth about Joe. Why the hell didn't he just say he's got kidney failure and needs a doner.
April back to being a pain in the arse again then.
Love Ross, he's got such a caring side to him.

I’d love Caleb to ask which kidney had to be removed as a result of the stabbing. Then say “phew that’s a huge relief, I’ve always known I only had one functioning kidney and you’ve removed the dud”

Late to the party.
Did the doctor call him knifey Sean?
And did he forget to whisper?

Omg imagine that 🤣🤣🤣

I have now caught up on the thread, I've been in stitches laughing at the comments 🤣 absolutely brilliant.

It seems I've missed some complete and utter nonsense with kidney Joe but I wished I'd seen how Ruby told Steph and what her reaction was.

I'll start watching again next week, hope you're all well 😊

Welcome back @Ellenanora7. I must say that the thread is a lot more entertaining and informative than the actual episodes 😂

square jawed oik Joe. this made me lol! Can't remember who wrote it now. He's so weird and the way his whole face and jaw moves when he tries to act, ending with his ears, freaks me out!!

Happy Mother's day all 💐

Joe is terrible as,sadly are so many others

He has one expression that never changes whatever the scenario.

T'was moi 😁

Ending with his ears made me burst out laughing because I could just picture him doing it @BooseysMom 🤣

Surely the cops will want to talk to Joe about how he had Caleb rushed to a private clinic to save his life after the stabbing. I wonder how he’ll explain why he’s now in a hospital bed as well. He’s going to have to make one of those Hotten General rapid post op recoveries and be sipping a drink in the Woolie when they find him.

Wouldn't Hotten General notice that he wasn't stabbed in the correct place for the kidney needing to be removed?

Aw, those twin donkeys on the news, so lush. Sorry, checking in for tonight’s thrilling episode. With donkey Marlon…

Oh no please not Marlon !

They were adorable. I love donkeys. I didn’t know twin donkeys were such a rare occurrence.

Oh dear Marlon

I want one@

Why does everyone dance to Nicola's tune? She's such a bossy cow. Horrible character

Dawn is such a cow now.

Here’s a photo took of one on holiday in Ireland last year