MAFSAUS - UK PACE (No Spoilers): Livin da Vida Wanktato, Sock Shortages & Small Village Dating.

[browneyes77]

Next thread - off we goooo!

There seemed to be a suggestion that 9pm on the app was a perfectly cromulent time....

Thanks for the new thread.

Aaron Pederson, could be the daddy of Adrian and twin.

Is Tim actually blind?

He's a middle aged mess himself, overweight and fairly plain and doesn't even have a decent personality to help him out.

Katie on the other hand seems like a really nice person, is funny and really makes an effort with conversation. She may not be his udea women but she's very pretty (except when she cries but that applies to most of us!).

I think Carina and Paul are the real deal, will be disappointed if either of them turn out to be otherwise. Like the guy with the neck tattoo too (can't remember name).Other than that, no strong opinions.

I thought he was drunk, maybe it is too much teeth

Have been watching an hour behind 😪 which is a pain on Thursdays.

Found it pretty boring on the whole tonight, I marvelled over Onslow/Andy capp/Benny's latest look , the green hat looked like he had a pea (brain) stuck on top of his (wank)tato head.

So are people watching at 9 on iplayer next week?

Just caught up on the whole show and the threads.
Really feel for Katie she needs to leave as this is very damaging for her mental health Tim is a horrible person.
Most of the men are been cruel

Did Jake say she's stunning if the bridesmaid. When are these Aussie grooms going to work out the bridesmaids come in first!

Ashley is very pretty but that wedding dress does nothing for her (IMHO).

Actually apart from Tim and Kate and Eliot and Laure most couples seem to be getting on.

Any predictions of swapper roos?

I personally wonder if Rhi and Eliot might work and Lauren and Jeff might work.

Or Lauren and Jeff, Aweina and Eliot, and Rhi and Adrian!

Just thoughts!

Watching late.
Adrian talks funny I couldn’t deal with that.

Bin man Tim is a horrid gross man

Gas lighting bastard

warrior man trailer 😂

He can barely string a sentence together so I would be wary about introducing him to my DC.

I reckon when Tim watches this back he's going to have the shock of his life as he clearly sees himself as the next James Bond when in fact he looks like a trainee garden gnome.

It's no surprise he hasn't attracted a petite blond. Dogs as he empties bins, yes. Petite blondes, no.

When we was dressed as an Orca in that weird black and white ensemble has to be the low point. The production team are taking the piss and he is stepping into their free garb thinking he's going to look great in it but instead he looks like an attendee at a fancy dress party for marine biologists.

Looking forward to seeing what else Tim might have in his wardrobe, if Katie can bear to keep going. He really is (unwittingly) comedy gold.

I'm probably going to have to go with the earlier time next week, but I won't post till later.

I was blocked on last thread.... just catching up!

I started just thinking Tim was a delusional prat, the outfits were vomit inducing and he would definitely smell like a box of cheap burgers.
Now I’m actually thinking he’s a bit sinister, definitely as someone said earlier, DARVO vibes.
All because he didn’t get a model, to thumb his sticky todger in 🤢

Found you all! Great thread title @browneyes77 Loving this series so far. Not sure what it is about the Auzzie MAFs that makes it so good, but it is definitely the best country for them.

Poor Don't Hate Me Katie! It is painful to watch. Why the fuck is she even bothering with Grim Tim? There are so many layers of passive aggression to him, that he is definitely an onion you wouldn't want to peel. Nice guy, my arse. I feel like she needs a shit ton of therapy. How do you get to be so insecure that you let a garden gnome like Grim Tim make you so distressed. She seems like a happy, successful person - maybe she is just having some kind of breakdown. Anyway, the magic threesome need to get in there and bring it to an end.

Mr and Mrs 1950s are a disaster. Yet another deeply average bloke, with a very unpleasant personality, thinking he is God's own gift to womenkind. She's also so deeply repressed that it is worrying.

Twin 1 and Twin 2 seem mental as well. Not sure why she bonked him so quickly when he clearly has major reservations about her having a kid (at least we aren't calling it her "chaald" so I don't have Holly flashbacks).

Loved Quirk and Teach. I'm hoping they turn about to be really well suited, funny and lovely.

I reckon Australia has introduced a ‘PE teachers should avoid all mirrors, must be a Greggs fan, dresses like a old bin man and/or plays Dungeons and Dragons’ Policy, just so females can concentrate on their work.

I say this as a pupil of a strict Catholic girl’s school in the 80/90’s, we would melt at the idea of a male thigh in shorty shorts.

Although I’m still hopeful for the unruly bob husband,

What's the fucking point of Eliot and Lauren?

Why didnt they edit them out?

Or is one of them coming back?

Tim: I'm a solid 1.5 out of 10, going on this experiment to be matched with a solid 10 out of 10 blonde petite chick (he defo uses the wors chick 🤢) who will be forced to marry me and serve me forever more.

Fuck off Tim! He's defo the type that lasts 7 seconds in bed and only worries about his own pleasure then brags to all the lads down the local about how he had sex.

@Heidi2018 his mushroom won’t last as long as the GIF,

Did the experts just decide to not bother this year.