MAFSAUS - UK PACE (No Spoilers): Livin da Vida Wanktato, Sock Shortages & Small Village Dating.

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Next thread - off we goooo!

She’s easily pleased

Surely him.and Katie would have been a better match?

I don't think Jake is into it 😬

I would prefer a kind, intelligent geeky guy to most of the dull blokes on here so far tbh!

I hope she's not a nympho, we've had the geek / nympho combination before

Billy 's willy!!!!😂

Did she just say “I saw Billy’s Willy”?

I’d like a 6’6 tattooed solvent kind chap in his fifties into combat sports

Not to be too specific 😂

I don't like this dude. He gives me the creeps. The twin one.

"Deepened their connection"

Everyone is horny and has been getting their shags on.

I think it's odd when they announce sex. Like the medieval practice of hanging out the bedsheets 😂

I’d like Gerard Butler.

But instead I got a 6ft, plumbing and heating engineer from Wolverhampton who likes Carp fishing…..😐

I'd be pissed off if i were in an aussie Novotel rather than Vanuatu.

God, Tim's a great conversationalist, not.

Like dragging round a sulky teenager.

Claire and Mr existential crisis, I've forgotten his name.

Oh love, he's just not that into you!

Why is he dressed like a bin man??

Tim is very trying.
Does he have any interests?

Isn't that EXACTLY what Shitlid said about Polly??

Are we thinking Eddie Yeats or Benny from Crossroads?

Oh yes, petite blondes or brunettes.

Racing pigeons, emptying bins.

No Katie, he’s not stuck in his own processing bab.

He’s just boring as fuck and is looking for an escape route, because you’re not the bride he thought he’d ordered.

Sack him off love and save yourself the heartache.