Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

[ArticSaviour]

Just to bookmark for next week...

Fish counter jacket 😂

That's right, tell the chef...

That would have been an excellent thread title

Bringing up the tesco offer was very amateur.

Poor old Jonny - he is really trying there.

Seriously?! What was she on about?

Cringe, cringe, cringe!

the matcha team seem to be doing better so far…

I want Jana to do well in this purely so I can see his eyes week after week

I assume the 80k is a snare and a delusion and the others have more, as usually happens.....

Not much to work with!

2000 fake eggs please.

Hope the luxury team dont regret turning down the exclusivity 150,000 deal!

Amazed none of the buyers said Cadbury would sue...

Jana was a very very weak leader (nice eyes or not)

Coronovirus Egg!

Ouch and no one wants to be reminded of that Covid Easter!

That popping candy being picked up on Lord Sugars microphone

Cat's bum mouth on Malika there

Not thinking Max will resign now as probably on the winning team.

His eyes are a lovely colour but not going to be seeing them again!

Nooooo please don't drop out mr nice Eyes

And, he's off.

Woah, didnt know it was him resigning!

Tbf that corona virus joke was first time I've laughed at Sugar's joke.

Oh. No. The eyes are removing themselves 👀