Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

Ok thanks

Both videos are shit. The chocolux pips it to being worse though

If I was the boys I wouldn't take any advice from the girls who made that awful kids egg.

I only noticed her for the first time last week.

90s hair woman wore the fabulous fur hat in the first episode

Why say that the egg will be matcha when there is supposedly no taste of match🥴

what team do we think will win?

They're kids and it's free chocolate, of course they like it.

They're overcomplicated everything.

Kids market research is brilliant 😂

Especially given that the matcha has led to the snotty colour

TBF I don't think it matters if people don't like the taste, They'll buy it for the look. They won't come back, but their next egg is a year away.

I knew Mia reminded me of someone - a young Macauley Culkin. Wonder if she'll be going home alone 🤣🤣.

The buyers will not like the Cadbury knockoff packaging or the rough decoration. Matcha will win by default.

What is with the cheap plastic crown?

Max or Kiers crown is tacky and adds nothing

The cling film / bacon foil helmet and a normal suit 🤣

Actually, scratch that. It is better than the actual tinfoil hat

80,000 eggs?

I wouldn't have been able to resist adding "a" after Tesco guy said "white chocolate and matcha is a good match". Would have got the Karren glare.

Totally Cringe

I think they should have gone with the exclusive deal, I can't see them selling another 40000.

It's all pretend bollocks though, isn't it? They can say anything but they don't have to stump up any cash

Don't know his name but that guy with the beard has amazing eyes.

Cringe re the waitrose jacket conversation.

If I have to get a sodding be kind lecture with their nasty egg, I'm afraid they'll have to stick it.

Fucks' sakes, Malika! This guy is a chef - he knows what he is talking about.