Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

Clearly its orgasmic! 😂

Sounded like she was giving birth

Oh, did she get an A?

But My GCSE😩

None of them got GCSE in graphic design, clearly

Suralan 'you want bloody locking up'.

Levi Roots necking it like it is pop!

Love how Levi Roots chugged it from the bottle

Levi drinking it from the bottle

And calling it ‘bland’!

Liam got an F in GCSE Drama

Thought that might happen. Both products and adverts were equally shit

Sack them all and put cartoons on next week

New twist, no winner.
I think the biggest mistake was not having the product in the ad. Lord Sugar is a simple bloke, I have seen enough tasks to know he wants to see the product front and centre all the time in an ad.
What can he pin on Amber Rose (if theory from last week is correct?)

Emma and Malika to go?

Malika can go and work on her table setting skills...

Yeees i was right for once!

I LOOOOOOOOVE the shopping channel task!

Right but tough decision.

I love the shopping channel task 😁

Yayyyy shopping channel next week

He's keeping an eye on "Deano" 😂

Historically, there's always been one person who unexpectedly turns out to be a complete natural at the shopping channel task - last time, it was that dentist selling a neck pillow; he was on about the importance of jaw muscles and they flew off the shelves. Wondering if that will hold true for this cohort.

Mia really reminds me of someone but I can't think who. Does she look like anyone famous?

Macaulay Culkin?

Love love love Emma’s dress on you’re fired. Off to investigate where it’s from

Mia reminds me of someone too, I thought it was someone I went to school with but could be a celeb