Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

I'm so slow...it's only just clicked who 'Suralan' is

Why on earth do they show them negotiating with caterers, usually ending up paying a crazy high price, when said caterers don't do any bloody catering? I've never understood this.

Allwight mayyyte, me names Tom Skinna and I sell Pillers. Not pillars, mate. PILLA'S

I had a real soft spot for Thomas. He's the only self confessed salesman who had any real charm.

I really liked Tommy. DH follows him on twitter he seems a nice guy who eats a huge amount of food!
I think Sir Alan said something about him being the kind of man you would want next to in the trenches when he fired him and I can see what he meant.

Thomas and ‘is pillas is a proper gent

Evening all

Evenin' all, hear we go..

Argh! i mean here we go🙄(loooong day!)

Evening!

Leonardo Di Caprio's fat dad, maybe

Emma looks fascinated.

Gob hanging open

OMG Dean has kids the right age range, they shouldve picked him for leader surely?

Jordan is creative, but bereft of ideas!

Oh dear Jordan.

Jordan is clueless. Is he actually leading anything here?

Not a thing. Amber-Rose appears to be in charge.

Anisa is a right miserable sod as well.

I know zilch about kids banking apps. How important do you think it is for them to be an educational thing as opposed to somewhere just to put pocket money?

Bloody hell. Men. Game!!! Women, but money? 😆

Imagine being one of the poor sods having to animate the apps for these dicks

Do 6 year olds need to be financially literate? I imagine they’ll be slated in the boardroom whichever way they go though.

Really hope they get kids to do market research again

How the fuck can they have an app and a money box that don't match?