Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Car crash limo. Car crash Cain. Car crash Murder Club. Crash team hospital. We're on a crash diet

[TellingBone]

Crash on if you will

Where’s the snow gone?

Course she's at 'the grave'

Ruby ranting at a pile of wood!

G'wan Ross batter him

Shut up Marlon. It's not about you.

STFU Marlon

Marlon, give it a rest and let April talk

Not the barn

Always the barn 🤣

Where did Ross get that from??

It’s cold in the barn

Perdy on the Clear Score ad

Not to be a nitpicker either but Jimmy destroyed that barn ages ago

I knew it - Noah did get beamed up

Don't trust Dawn FFS!

Oh no Kim you've let the cat out of the bag about Lydia!

Maybe she meant too

With each other?

No. Caleb has slept with Charity and Leyla and had a full on affair with Tracey. Moira had a full on affair with Nate.

Yes that I know. Didn't think they'd been at it with each other that's why I said the ultimate payback.

Why would Joe need to be in control of passing out?

Could someone please slap Steph? She’s like a spoilt little child, telling tales…Her mum and Caleb should just tell her the truth, she’s insufferable.

What the hell is going on with Joe?

Just bloody tell her the truth about grandad!!

No grandad lol. I was thinking it was nice to have an episode without the g word