Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Car crash limo. Car crash Cain. Car crash Murder Club. Crash team hospital. We're on a crash diet

[TellingBone]

Crash on if you will

Does Matty actually know about Moira and Nate? Can't recall if he was around then or of course could just be a case of selective memory which Moira seems to have acquired. Perhaps it's the radiotherapy!!

Matty is getting on my nerves big time as is Caleb - despite still finding Caleb quite hot 🤔 -
and I am definitely Team Cain.👍

Charity was the only shining light this episode. She needs to get Noah to a hypnotist.

oh yeah always a wine🍷to hand ...never fails!

Why would Chas tell the cops? Aaron will get locked up! She has lost the plot.

Well, the most riveting thing from tonight's episode was the box being left for Frankie. Who the hell is impersonating Nate?

And Chas is a bloody idiot. They should have never let her join The Murder Club. All the meetings in the pub back room, it won't be long until Liam is in The Murder Club!

I think the only way the ever growing murder club will get off the hook is if PC Swirling turns up to tell Steph that grandad has been found languishing in hospital with amnesia. Nothing would surprise me.

Liam will think it's one of his murder mystery weekends 😂

Memory blank again. Who's Beth?

Kim looked like she'd had some work done on her face I thought. No judgement from me! She just looked a lot smoother.

Is John trying to keep up the idea that Nate is alive somewhere? That was so creepy. They were acting like it was perfectly normal for him to leave a gift on the step while "ghosting" them.

I also think there's going to be some hidden story about Suzy and Mary 😬

He will 🤣🤣

It’s Ruby. Her real name is Beth so that’s why I sad Beth’s husband should be a ghost lol

Last week's was so brilliant and now it's back to way it's been for ages.

I'm also fed up of the selective memories of Moira and Caleb.

Does Kim know about Dawn and Joe.

Right so I'm stupid and how are this john and noah brothers?

They aren't!

She had her suspicions he has his eye on her but nothing more I don't think.

I've no idea why Charity didn't just tell her she'd told Dawn his room was bugged so now he knows... not like Charity to protect randoms over her family.

Ooooh didnt know that either!!

Joe and Noah are brothers. Not John! Their father is Chris Tate.

Maybe Charity thinks Kim is smart enough to work it out with her "he's too clean comment" or something like that. And Kim is now suspicious because she lied to Joe about why Charity was there. But yes, Charity should have just said that Dawn and Joe are at it. Kim is very protective of Dawn (no idea why 🙄) so she would immediately know Joe is up to something.

Can't wait for Noah to remember what happened to him. Joe is quite a good baddie. Every time he's in a scene he's looking moody and I'm immediately suspicious of him.

Ah ok. Thanks

Oh and I've just noticed how thin Chas's legs are as well. They are like matchsticks. Wish mine were!

I meant joe and not john!

I think they're all related in one way or another tbf 😂

Mid week Crisis meeting of the Murder Club!

Chas doesn't trust John

Chief Mulcher