Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Car crash limo. Car crash Cain. Car crash Murder Club. Crash team hospital. We're on a crash diet

[TellingBone]

Crash on if you will

But Moira you had an affair with your step son! Perhaps she's conveniently forgotten that!

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C'mon Emmerdale let John bump someone off now, we're bored

Tedious Tuesday

Everyone has forgotten Caleb and everyone he’s been with too

Did Chas get a bump on the head as well?

It's so infuriating listening to all this sanctimonious bleating from Moira

Shut up Moira

Maybe Beth’s husband could come back as a ghost and roam Home Farm. Could mess everything up, especially because Kim lives there

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Thank God Charity is in this episode

Even her sheep are fed up of Moira’s bleating.

I so want a Halloween dead characters special written by Paul Roundell

Once Kim finds out there’s a serial killer in the village I wonder if she’ll finally start locking her door

It's a woeful episode isn't it?

Aaron is looking well

Desperate

Kim is suspicious. Well done Charity!

"You're in a good place. You've got John."
DOOMED

Well that was rubbish

I want charity's !

"You've got John"...that's a poisoned chalice if ever I saw one!

Boring episode from start to finish. Last week I was wishing the 30 min episodes were an hour. We’re back to the dross this week

Wouldn't Matty be too consumed by grief to be angry at Cain.

Things can still piss you off even when you're grieving but I don't know why Matty is in such a rage about this given Moira's track record!

So Moira had a bunk up (well several) with Nate, Caleb slept with Nate's wife then Cain and Ruby had a fumble in the garage....keep it in the family !! It is mind boggling...

Is Chas about to drop them all in it??