Page 26 | Great British Menu 2025 Thread 2 - From beige sludge to poncey nonsense, but is any of it banquetworthy?

jay55 · 27/02/2025 20:16

Sand in the starter not the best reaction

Theeyeballsinthesky · 27/02/2025 20:16

gravelly - not really feedback you want

EsmaCannonball · 27/02/2025 20:17

I have the Co-op Truly Irresistible Sea Salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar Crisps. They are officially the world's best crisp.

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Sunbird24 · 27/02/2025 20:17

Low fat babybels and a Tassimo Costa latte…

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EsmaCannonball · 27/02/2025 20:18

Theeyeballsinthesky · 27/02/2025 20:16

gravelly - not really feedback you want

Unless you've got a performance review for your job on a phone sex line.

PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:18

Scuse what sounds like a jealous judgy bitch but how much work has Cerys had on her face

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Sunbird24 · 27/02/2025 20:19

PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:18

Scuse what sounds like a jealous judgy bitch but how much work has Cerys had on her face

I was just contemplating the non-mobile grid…

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PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:19

EsmaCannonball · 27/02/2025 20:17

I have the Co-op Truly Irresistible Sea Salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar Crisps. They are officially the world's best crisp.

Someone post me a box please

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 27/02/2025 20:19

This week has reminded me of a very old complaint letter to Richard Branson about food served on a flight from India. The site came up clean on bitdefender. https://stephenliddell.co.uk/2014/02/04/virgin-the-best-complaint-letter-in-the-world/

I will try to c&p some of the salient bits if you don't want to click

ChonkyRabbit · 27/02/2025 20:20

PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:18

Scuse what sounds like a jealous judgy bitch but how much work has Cerys had on her face

Let's just say things are getting strange...

EsmaCannonball · 27/02/2025 20:20

Are those teeny love spoons what they have on the counter in Welsh chip shops?

Theeyeballsinthesky · 27/02/2025 20:20

PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:18

Scuse what sounds like a jealous judgy bitch but how much work has Cerys had on her face

An awful lot - the top & bottom of her face don’t work together

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2025 20:20

I love the wee spoons

PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:21

Theeyeballsinthesky · 27/02/2025 20:20

An awful lot - the top & bottom of her face don’t work together

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My thoughts

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2025 20:21

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 27/02/2025 20:19

This week has reminded me of a very old complaint letter to Richard Branson about food served on a flight from India. The site came up clean on bitdefender. https://stephenliddell.co.uk/2014/02/04/virgin-the-best-complaint-letter-in-the-world/

I will try to c&p some of the salient bits if you don't want to click

Saving this to read later

EsmaCannonball · 27/02/2025 20:21

Spencer seems to have given a lot of good advice.

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Sunbird24 · 27/02/2025 20:22

What’s Tom getting, and does it start with S?

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PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:22

Blast chiller strikes again

EsmaCannonball · 27/02/2025 20:23

Sunbird24 · 27/02/2025 20:22

What’s Tom getting, and does it start with S?

Ooh, I never thought of that. Soya mince?

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2025 20:23

Heck it’s the horrid trifle now

EsmaCannonball · 27/02/2025 20:24

Just imagine it's a tin of Kiwi Boot Polish, Lewis.

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Sunbird24 · 27/02/2025 20:24

Ha, Tom got NHM.

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 27/02/2025 20:25

Just no - dish is just all wrong

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2025 20:25

Just horrid dish

PotterHead1985 · 27/02/2025 20:25

Tom got mackerel.

Dear god. Again. Every week the chefs cook one way, the chef judge says change it, they change it and the judges would prefer it as it was