The Traitors VIII - Frankie ain't Freddie's mother

[witchycat2]

As we enter the final week of The Traitors series 3, who will be victorious?

I washed my hair with Head and Shoulders in honour of tonight. 😄

I have to say I'm quite impressed. Resulted in lovely shiny locks!

I just hope the MN gremlins don't get me during the programme!

I hate to make you all jealous but I had a sex dream about Alexander last night. A REALLY good one.

Then I woke to DH snoring his morning breath in my face (despite having a superking bed the annoying fucker always finds his way over) like a baby warthog and lost my buzz.

Shall we predictions and wishes for tonight?

Murdered: Wish it was Joe but think it will be Jake
Banishment: Think it will be Minah (sorry fellow Minah fans) but wish it was Joe. Even if he’s murdered I wish they’d bring him back to banish the fucking nobhead

the Polite Wolf must be protected at all costs.

I think you're right with Jake. I think Minah will get to the final but possibly banished at the final hurdle. For tonight's banishment I think Frankie or possibly Alexander.

Oh I'm sure the production team knew what they were doing when picking him.

It looks like Jazatha Christie is on Uncloaked tonight (along with Katherine Ryan and Oti Mabuse)

Yay, Jaz!

Oh I love Jaz. Can’t believe it’s nearly over 😢

Wish: double murder of Joe and Leanne.
Prediction: Jake murdered, Frankie banished.

I don't have any naughty dreams to report, but if I hadn't gone the baby route I would have been the year below Alexander in Oxford. Then I would (hopefully) have also been a diplomat as planned, and Alexander and I would be happily married (if poor) with supremely polite DC who are good at dancing. It's like seeing my life pivoting on that one decision. I'd still have failed spectacularly at the diplomacy part of being a diplomat, but Alexander would have covered for me 😁

Instead, I flunked my A-levels, earn oodles work in medtech, have semi-feral DC who are as bad at dancing as I am, and am happily married to the tall scientist version of Alexander. Weird.

I'm worried that Joe will win the whole thing. Ugh.

God, I hope not! 😱

I propose a Traitors/Married at First Sight mashup where the winners get to marry Alex, Alexander, Jaz and Kas. I'm aware at least two of them are already married, but I stick to my idea.

@RealHousewivesOfTaunton I love that idea!! Is bigamy still illegal? And trigamy (etc)? 😂

Being married to Linda could be interesting.

We'd definitely need a law change cos she'd forget and marry someone else.

Checking in ready for 9pm!

Ha! It could also be very, very dramatic.

Watching a Gavin and Stacey to bide time!

Knowing this is on tonight has got me through a very dull day!

I really am excited. I have had the world's worst week and am dealing with some very tricky things at home, and at work. And all I can think about in the gaps is this show.

Wish: murder Joe. Banishment Leanne
Prediction: Jake murdered, Minah banished.

Imagine if Leanne and Joe win the thing.

😫

Also excited after a busy work few days!
Wish Alexander to win
Banish Leanne
Murder Joe

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For the Alexander fans.