EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Thanks for the bracelet info, I guess the writers simply lack imagination in terms of 'expensive jewelry'!

Deffo a Johnny Allen move , he owes her now and though he might think she's doing it for "our son" everyone else will know she's Johnny Allen's daughter and that fruit does not fall far from the tree !

Billy and his wedding buffet over buy - I like Billy but he's a pillock . Philth listening in with his elastic ears . I was wondering if Billy would refuse the money as he thought it was from Stevie

Of course Billy took the money.
Although I did think Mo was going to say ' horses win' and not the dogs !!

I still think the caterers could have changed the order. Most deposits are only a small percentage and would have probably covered the entire bill for 30 people and it's three weeks to go : how far in advance do they order in food ? Most people get the Vic to do the food , so having outsiders is not the norm either 😆

Sharon's men went to Ruby's house to steal the birth certificate, so they would have told S if it had been a Chelmsford mansion surely ?
Or maybe not too bothered?

Oooh I’ve been watching classic EE to catch up as you all know (lolz 😆) and Johnny Allen has just died and left our Ruby a millionaire with his dirty money PLUS the club PLUS the house.
I don’t think she’s destitute at all, she’s not her father’s daughter for nowt!

I also got cross with Reiss doing his client’s accounts at the cafe, like really 🙄

I think (hoping) he’s a gonner in the Queen Vic crash, I’m sure it’s his old Volvo in the pics.
Saint Sonia will have the baby Philomena* (see pg 25 of thread) Dot and they’ll both leave with Bianca for a bettah life in Milton Keynes.

lol at the better life in Milton Keynes - remember Bianca's neighbours! but yes probably a lot less crime than Walford 😆 Or they could go and live near WhitWhit.

That is my thinking too Number5 - that Ruby had SO much cash and property it would be hard to lose it all.

80s I don't think the guy who stole the birth certificate would care where Ruby was living (nor would Sharon) they were just interested in proof of the baby.

This catering firm will go bust and run away with Billy's money - Billy will pay cash , obvs , so he'll have no recourse .

Then the rest of the Square - chippie/Beales Eels/ Vic/ Chinese Resturant /E20 will get together with a last minute Old East End Knees Up Party full of food .
Drinks from the Albert ( with new Cocktail Barman Freddie , if he isn't run out of town)
Then Billy will say "I really fancy a bacon roll now" and they;ll traipse off to the cafe via the BapVan .

Sonia will harness her Inner Dot by baking a cake ( I am 100% sure Dot made a cake for a Birthday , it looked lovely . I hope she wasn't stirring with one hand on the spoon and the other holding her Benson&Hedges )

I liked Georges StagNight ending up in the Cafe for their fry up , that was a nice touch

Were definitely getting another trumpet reference shoved in there for no reason

Radio Times are saying that we’re getting a second vote alongside the Denise/Jack/Ravi one but it hasn’t yet been disclosed what else we’ll be voting for.

You all write better scripts than the writers!

I suppose that Billy n Honey's nuptials won't go smoothly at all ! Bound to be a huge disaster of some kind, probably the Vic crash on the same day.

Who looks better in a turtleneck?

JackandJack

Zack

Ravi

😄

A second vote for who?
I was thinking maybe Stacey / Ruby / Martin , but she must be on mat leave soon surely ?
Maybe a vote for ' who hit Cindy ' ? ..
( maybe they all did lol)

There’s a barbecue in the wreckage outside the Vic so it looks like you could be right.

Hope it's only Reiss who dies!

I'm revising my script. t'll be as they both walk in to join the celebrations.

Reiss has been questioned and not charged, so is able to drive reliable Volvo into the two people he most detests. Perhaps one of the Mitchell brothers saves Bianca and dies doing so.

Everyone else shows aghast features. Cue music.

Reiss crashes into the Vic and Sonia is trying to give him compressions /CPR in a confined space
Maybe he sees Bianca and aims the car at her .
B shouting at Sonia Leave him Son, he's not worth it while Sonia is torn between I'm a nurse , I cannot leave him to bleed out / But I love him , he's my baby's dad/ He's an evil, liar and a manipulative POS and he deserves to die impaled on his own gear stick. He can stick that right up TodgerTown

Loving these scripts ! Your a funny bunch 😆

I'm just waiting for Lauren to come on MN with a

AIBU
I woz gonna call my baby Philomena Dot
But that cah Sonia stole it.
She already stole me Grandma Dot's 'ouse and nah she's gone and stole my baby name.
AIBU to lamp her one, but my baby daddy Peat-ah sez "Leave it out Lauren!" .

Now lol
The EE cast characters could have their own thread status the problems they all have !

🤣🤣🤣

Thats my thinking tbh.

I wish they would kill off Sonia though, so we don't have to relive the horror of Sonia in ten years time for the next anniversary.

I’m not sure I believe the live voting is real.

Scriptwriters have stories planned about a year in advance so they must already have decided who Dee will end up with as otherwise they would have to rewrite loads of if e.g. they’ve written storylines based on her & Ravi as a couple and the public vote for her & Jack and Jack. If it’s real I hope there is a third option where she chooses neither of them and just lives happily on her own for once. They are both bad options!

The second ‘live vote’ might be to decide if Reiss lives or dies. Either way it won’t make much difference as he will be written out (dead or in prison and his sentencing can take place off camera).

Yes I thought the same about the live vote.
I think it'll be orchestrated in a way similar to giving choices to a child, to make the child feel in control but actually the choices given are only what the parent will allow.
The dee vote may be because eventually she will end up with whoever the writers want, so the vote is just for a short storyline. She may go off on holiday with whoever wins the viewers vote and then come back split up after not agreeing on holiday.
The vote seems pointless and I won't be voting