Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 6, Finals Week and a final F You Greg(g)!!!!

[PotterHead1985]

A final thread for us all.

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I'm from Hadleigh so just up the road from Basildon. Say hi to your mam for me! Essex girls rule.

The signature dish is a bowl of foam?
And more foam on the next dish.

Someone posted a meme saying something like whoever invented foam has never owned a cat. Accompanied by a picture of a cat retching.

Flavah town!

I shall indeed. And ye do.

Way too much wankery in these dishes. Might go to bed

Jesus so much tweezers. I'd be fecked with the family shakes

All that careful placing of tiny things using tweezers and then douse it in more foam so you can't see the tiny pretty thing underneath. 🤷‍♀️

'Flavourtown.' Cringe. It's like when a socialite tries to become a rapper.

Yup. Too wanky

I want them to go outside and see more of Baltimore. I haven't been there in so long!

I think if I open a wanky resturant I will call it “a lot of faff”

A spoonful of food assembled by tweezer. I'm sure it is delicious but it does seem very very OTT.

Not ‘Flavourtown’?

That will be the second one 😁

I'd be finishing every dish before the waiter had taken three steps away from the table. It would be so embarrassing.

The roving pop-up version 😂

Was it the "Not the Nine O'clock News" crowd who created a song about a little bit of nothing on a big white plate back in the 80s?

Because they are just ordinary women cooking dinner for their family, not wanky men (and the occasional wanky woman).

Oh god, they let him into Ireland.

Another turbo which is definitely the fish of the series. Oh George that sounds like something Gregg would say.

The tosser is here.

There’s a weird bald bloke following Marcus & Mon…

Has he got his cock out?

I only remember I Like Trucking and Kinda Lingers.