MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Beardy is a walking red flag. She can’t disagree or he’ll cause a scene. She’ll probably keep quiet from now on.

They've all got perfect teeth...apart from the Brit!

Beirdo assembling his ladz.

A few of us called it - cheater!

Yes. And they’ve paired him with a girl with massive trust issues. 😳

Is Beirdo going to open up and say why the mother of his daughter is a long, long way away?

Doubt it , but if he does it will be everyone else’s fault but his 🔮

I hope so. There's got to be a reason why he lives nearly 3,500 miles away in a different country.

If you'd had a kid with Mike, you'd want to leave the country too, wouldn't you?

All the male bonding. It's great, but feels a bit fake.

God yes. They e known each other for 3 seconds. Give it a rest fgs

The new guy's probably thinking 'WTF?'

I keep getting distracted by how beautiful the place is, it's so gorgeous!

Me too

Tomorrow looks interesting

I think Mum and Son might be hitting some speed bumps.

You can stay 14 nights for £500, but the flights are pricey (£2,000) probably because it's via Sydney and it's summer in Australia.

It's 45 HOURS to get there from London, but I suspect there's a long layover in Australia.

45 hours 😱

The flight to Sydney is usually 17-20 hours so you would probably get a day in Sydney waiting for the Vanuatu flight. Vanuatu is 1,000 miles north of Australia so another few hours.

Did he ever say he moved though? I must admit I’ve kinda been doing other stuff whilst this is on in the background on most days so I may have missed that part, where he said he moved, lol but it could be that the mother and kid moved away

I assume she fled as far as she could.

Is he Aussie or Kiwi? I'm not good enough to tell the difference very well.

Beardy man gives me the ick

I use this show as a tool to explain to my 16 year old daughter what NOT to put up with in a man (or woman). The word twat may be uttered by me alot and by the end of the episode by my daughter too!

Ha! I used the uk one to do the same with same age DS and women 😂