MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Why for the love of god do the MAFS higher ups think it’s good to keep having these people with emotional baggage/hang ups on here. Why can’t they just get people that are over their cheating ex’s or whatever.

Gaston at least gave us some classic moment's. Peepee is just annoying and immature

Gosh redheads really don't do well in this weather do they! He's as pink as his tie!

Hammocks in the sky? Nope.

Hell no will I be sitting in that net like spideman! Not on your Nelly!

Bloody ell, this isn't I'm a Celebrity, why does she have to overcome her fears? This is NOT my idea of a romantic time...

Just realised this was on, so ep 1 at the moment. I binge so will catch up with you all very quickly.

I need this to ramp up, my mind is wandering to M&S chocolate coated bourbon biscuits which I don’t have so will nick my sons shorties instead but it’s only because I’m getting bored I feel like nibbling

They're soo sensible.
I do like Nate thus far.

They still look like mother and son. Ick.

I think 7 years is a big gap in the 30s tbh, from late 30s to 49 onwards not so much. Because of life goals etc. Polly and wot not look like teacher and pupil

40 onwards. Not 49. 😳

Ring fiddling already...

Dammit, where is Beirdo?

Ooh, there is is!

What is the island called? Looks beautiful

Vanuatu.

Where's the stuff we saw on the preview last night?

Saving it for the last ten for a weekend cliff hanger.
Am feeling very Mafs ancient .

The Giggle Twins...

I feel really sorry for Kara with the beardy man and so far, Madeleine's laughter is grating on me.

Neck curtain better swap over to the Giggler, im
sure she will be physically attracted to him and his “accessories”

Beardy likes her because she’s stunning. All the rest of the stuff he’s spouting is total arse

Yup, he's a shallow arse.

Stop fiddling with the ring!