MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

I’d got Virgin recording it for me on a series link, so all good 😂👌🏼

They have literally matched these two together because they’re both tall 😂

Just googled him. Yes I remember him. Yep I didn't like him!

He definitely does. Got a slight Stafford/Cannock/Wolvo accent. Not strong, but definitely there.

I always think he's a misogynistic twat

Beard guy has his head on upside down. Nothing memorable happened in episode 1 and I was only half watching it. On episode 2 now.

Just got to the pissing...... what?

Still a lack of bras in this series

Socks and bras I'm short supply down under!

The woman are beautifully natural looking.

Cara is stunning in her bikini.

Sorry to burst the bubble but the internet revealed Deece to be a total shagger, including during the show. God knows why she’s still with him.

Oh no! Who was Deece shagging on the programme, another wife?? I thought he seemed nice!

No, various people. I seem to remember (the gossip flies through my brain) that he'd impregnated two different women shortly before going into the show for example. There's an Instagram account called SoDramatic run by an Australian podcaster called Megan Pustetto and she gets all the stuff from the MAFS series. She ends up getting into personal spats with various contestants (she's currently at war with Dom from series 11 after making up with Olivia) but she gets good stuff!

I had to catch up on last night. Neck Curtain is giving me really weird vibes. A 're-birth' seriously? Can't see Tall Blonde being up for that.

Bit basic of Top Knot to be pissing in the bushes near the food table. I've no problem with people peeing al-fresco but not in front of me or where I'm eating. There were way too many insects joining in that meal too.

Pace seems glacial so far but maybe that is just because the UK series was like one car crash after another by the time we got to the end, that I need to dial back a bit and let it unfold.

Neck Curtain is clearly there to promote his 'supplements' business. Total bullshitter.
Most of them are there to promote themselves in some way, I'm sure. Beautiful brunette girl mentioned all her travelling and superyachts.

The bearded ego guy... he's quite smiley and attractive underneath that monstrosity... but for me a man who pays that much attention to his appearance, hairdryer for beard, over the top tattoos etc and the way he talks about his own personality... makes him less attractive. His wife Cara, is gorgeous and funny, wonder if she is ever going to feel any chemistry.

Cara's sensible ex-cop dad will be very unimpressed with Neckbeard.

He may well be on the misogynistic twat spectrum, but I guess it's all relative.
He has at least a better record for calling out bullshit.

Just popping in to say I tried, I really really tried and couldn't get on with it. I saw about five minutes or so last night when one of the couples were exchanging vows. His were infinitely longer than hers. Until that moment, I had not realised that a NZ accent could grate on me as much as a South African one. Am not sure if I have the desire, not to mention the determination to give it another go!

😬🤦🏻‍♀️

However, and all that said, if there are any terrorising of bum holes, please @me!

Speaking of which

I did exactly the same

Bloody hell, I got excited then. Turns out I watched this series ages ago 🤦‍♀️

I quite like the slower pace. I'm sure there'll be some mild drama soon!

I really hope Beardy tries to re-birth him ...

This series contains mild drama and beautiful scenery