MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Yeah that’s what I was thinking, this one must be the NZ version of him, but Mr Deece ended up being really lovely, and he wasn’t pissing all over the place.

I can’t see myself ever liking this one just from his toilet habits alone I have crossed him off.

Um, I don't see these two together at all!

Gosh I wouldn't have put these two together!

Haha is she doing Reiki on a GUINEA PIG!!!?😂😂😂

Would never have put these two together

She'd get on well with Kristina!

Ok. Glad it’s not just me thinking these two don’t match.

Uh oh, has he tried to re-birth her already?

Or maybe they were trying to make us think they were matched, but it's really the other (younger looking) bride

But then that means the rugby bloke who’s 30 is matched with her, but then again maybe that’s what they want, older woman/younger man

This comment just made me realise I was doing the same!

How fabulous does Cara look in her bikini? Ah, to be young and gorgeous

Oh shit I've just done the same thing 🤣 I was thinking who the hell is the beard guy! And why can I not see the ixpert John

Checking in! 😄 Halfway though episode 2. All very pretty young women - (4 on so far!) Not seeing any fakeness, or fillers or botox etc... All OK looking men.

The guy the beard would give me a massive ick.

Tall ✔ Decent looking ✔pleasant personality ✔smart ✔ HUGE beard ❌

His beard is like a full head of womans hair. I couldn't kiss him with THAT hanging from the bottom half of his face for a clear 12 inches! 😱

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I think the NZ MAFS budget must be very small which is why there are only 4 couples and they’re going to do it all in 3 weeks.

Enjoy everyone…I think I’m going to wait for the next Aus series😎

I said yesterday I can see him running a sex cult.

I'm assuming it's sponsored by the Vanuatu tourist board

Is that right? Only 4 couples?

Vanuatu does look gorgeous <googles flights>

Checking in late!

Didn’t catch the first episode live, so only caught up today!

Did you watch the right episodes or series 1? 😂

We’re in. It’s very different to the U.K. one. The women all seem lovely, I’m not so sure about the men. That Mike is giving me Brad vibes.

Ugh, yes. We need to watch out for references to the Universe.

Who is Brad?

He was on MAFSUK last year. Dodgy and controlling. Wanked on about the Universe. A lot.

He sounds like he’s from the West Midlands