Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Celery-ack is definitely in vogue this year too.

Yes but don't forget that Evan's brain isn't properly developed yet...

Fuck me, if his parents hadn't sent him out to earn his keep aged 5 then he might have had some physics lessons!

Don't let him near any liquid nitrogen. Not without adult supervision.

Marcus's little demonstration of what grating is.

I'm getting tired of all this adding weird ingredients to desserts like caviar and wasabi.

I find wasabi clears my nasal passages out.

And bacon

My blowtorch has fell down behind my fridge. Must remember to dig it out

As long as it is just your nasal passages!! 🤣

I don't want to stereotype all Colombians but the way Dairo took a blowtorch and a mallet to those two coconuts ...... And a PE teacher would be a natural career progression for a cartel enforcer.

@WinterCrow 🤣yes!

Sorry, I was pissing myself at him vac packing the glass bowl.
DD had this in Columbia, says it was amazing.

Oh, I've not had a feijoa since I was living back in NZ. I want one now.

Och this dude is so disorganised

Goats cheese mousse!

Cheese in puddings is also A Thing this year

I don’t want to stereotype all PE teachers, but true. 🤣

George has got quite smiley now.

Some of these weird combinations would have been laughed at in the Invention Tests of 10 years ago. I'm just not sure I need sweetcorn, ice cream and goats cheese together.

I reckon with George's accent he's pals with Guy Fawkes.

Cremeaux and grown in the garden shite in one dish!!

Cremaux really is very 2024

Mascarpone. Cheese in puddings AGAIN.

He looks like his slightly off doppelganger

Makes me all nostalgic for Hispi now.