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MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

1000 replies

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 20:04

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

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Pieandchips999 · 28/10/2024 21:32

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 28/10/2024 21:30

This dead horse is really starting to smell

THIS

Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:32

Pieandchips999 · 28/10/2024 21:32

THIS

Positively rancid

cout · 28/10/2024 21:33

No Mel! Fuck off

murasaki · 28/10/2024 21:33

Oh god, she's going to say stay.

mcmen05 · 28/10/2024 21:33

Oh Casper why should she change been independent

Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:33

Mel and her sheen need to piss off

MyEarringsAreGreen · 28/10/2024 21:33

Emma needs someone who FANCIES HER

foresthump · 28/10/2024 21:33

Emma has closed up because she knows Caspar doesn't fancy her

Dillite2 · 28/10/2024 21:34

Please leave. Please leave. Please leave.

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Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:34

Caspar you bullshitter

Pieandchips999 · 28/10/2024 21:34

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeee

murasaki · 28/10/2024 21:34

Hang on Caspar, you both wanted to find a wife??????

Villagetoraiseachild · 28/10/2024 21:34

murasaki · 28/10/2024 21:27

She doesn't understand how mirrors work. As is evident in other ways.

Deep.

browneyes77 · 28/10/2024 21:34

So Casper, what Emma is saying is that you don’t make her feel cared about, secure enough or safe enough TO BE emotionally vulnerable with you .

Because you have the emotional availability of a teaspoon.

Combattingthemoaners · 28/10/2024 21:34

They have said emotionally vulnerable so much I’ve lost sense of what it means.

They better not stay!

menopausalfart · 28/10/2024 21:35

I don't think Emma needs to change at all. Whoever loves her, will love all of her. Fuck off Casper.

MouseMinge · 28/10/2024 21:35

How can you be vulnerable around someone who only sees every tiny fault of yours and none of the good things.

Pieandchips999 · 28/10/2024 21:35

Good boy Casper. Come on Emma you can do it

foresthump · 28/10/2024 21:35

Leave
Leave
Leave

Go away

Appalonia · 28/10/2024 21:35

Oh thank god Emma has finally seen sense!

Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:35

Someone needs to forcibly remove Emma from this situation. She is liable to stay ffs

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 28/10/2024 21:35

Hallelujah!!!

murasaki · 28/10/2024 21:35

Good for her.

mcmen05 · 28/10/2024 21:35

Good woman Emma you deserve better

cout · 28/10/2024 21:35

Fuck yeah

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