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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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petathedragon · 14/10/2024 22:00

Nobody is forcing you bloody cow

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:00

Her body language - arms crossed, legs crossed.

oreo2024 · 14/10/2024 22:00

Richelle just called Orson a cretin. She should be fired!

ttcat37 · 14/10/2024 22:00

How was I to know that he’d be upset by me saying he doesn’t mentally stimulate me? What a cretin.

TooManyAnimals94 · 14/10/2024 22:00

Oh...cretin
In case boring wasn't clear.

scoobysnaxx · 14/10/2024 22:01

CRETIN????

Disgusting vile woman

FourForYouGlenCoco1 · 14/10/2024 22:01

The producers need to intervene; she’s explicitly said she’s going to be a dick to him behind closed doors. Hideous woman.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 22:01

What is on Paul's jumper?

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 22:01

I reckon Orson could have been persuaded to leave if that's what she wants

Villagetoraiseachild · 14/10/2024 22:01

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 22:00

Cretin?

We heard you Richelle, we see you.

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:02

I believe these two are more in lurrrve than Sacha and Thingy.

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 22:02

I don’t think I’d like Richelle. No understanding of how words land.

She reminds me of an ex colleague.

’Thankfully you’ll never know what it is like feeling vulnerable in a room full of men looking at you. What with you being fat and that’.

Aye. Off you fuck cherub.

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Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:02

Cretin isn't an acceptable insult these days, isn't it? I definitely don't hear it being used very often.

menopausalfart · 14/10/2024 22:02

I hate it when people use the words, cretin/retard as an insult. Makes my blood boil.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:02

Honestly the young people on Teen First Dates have more maturity, integrity and insight than this bunch of muppets.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 22:02

oreo2024 · 14/10/2024 22:00

Richelle just called Orson a cretin. She should be fired!

And I bet she doesn't even know what the now unused medical term referred to.

I remember being impressed when David James (footballer) responded to being called that with pointing out there was nothing wrong with his thyroid.

MyEarringsAreGreen · 14/10/2024 22:03

If someone has been single for 20 years, there's a reason, right? Hint Richelle it's not always them

browneyes77 · 14/10/2024 22:03

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 22:01

What is on Paul's jumper?

Is it the words “I am an ixpert” to remind him of his job?

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 22:03

I have wrote stay

I have chose stay

None of these muppets can speak

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 22:04

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:02

Honestly the young people on Teen First Dates have more maturity, integrity and insight than this bunch of muppets.

Yep

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:04

Lacey's fashion sense is atrocious.

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 22:04

Nathan didn't do anything wrong 😑

Mcginty57 · 14/10/2024 22:05

Geez no wonder Richelles been single, she's an absolutely vile, up herself arsehole. She is an absolutely despicable as a human.

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 22:05

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:04

Lacey's fashion sense is atrocious.

Learned from mam?

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murasaki · 14/10/2024 22:05

Nathan didn't read the room,???? she forgot he was a vegetarian and left him no food.

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