Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

I’m not fussy.

I’d rather have a shot on Greg though.

I’d go a bit pink lady for his cox’s pippins .

Hmm, I'm not disagreeing with you there.

We call it half and half in Ireland. Available in all good restaurants 😂

So one can be rude
If in a noted verse form
Fucking bring it on

Greg is safe enough.

I'm working for all his Scottish gigs and he isn’t coming further up.

Not that he’d be interested.I weigh as much as him probably and I’m about two foot shorter.

I put it down to crisps, crisps and chocolate.

No half and half carbs.
I’ve had a pie in a bap.
no Greg love for me.

Oh dear, Hannah thought she was going to just a have a little word, have her say, and then move on to a fun night.

But he wanted to be on his own! She should have let him.

Should I start a fire
By the faces of the brides
How many would live

Don’t start a fire
or stand them too near a flame.
injectables melt.

ThatsCute

"When the new brides saunter into the next dinner party, shitlid/friar tuck and Caspar will be seething…that’s the type of bride I “ordered”!"

and Stephen4kids will say, please do take her off my hands!

I think Stephen4kids might go for Lacey and make some sort of 'Brady Bunch'.

Apologies, as said, I put that entirely down to spending the evening at a Jimmy Carr gig

A more positive one.

KK are so sweet
Sacha and Ross look well set
Nath and Lacey vibe

Something about Gaston reminds me of Karl from Love Actually

Hannah is bonkers. But I also think 4kids should have spent the night with her

Then it would be 5kids. So no to that.

I think I have a bit of a soft spot for Gaston, as he reminds me of a beautiful, younger boyfriend I had years ago from South America who was v romantic and sentimental in a way that we Brits find a bit much. He'd sing me songs like this ( which I found hard to listen to for a really long time as he turned out to be a selfish, controlling shit...)

I wonder if he shared something about one of his bairns or his ex or maybe the reason they went separate ways? I can understand sharing that.

I can’t understand someone threatening to spill something private for the world to hear. I think it must have been something along those lines for him to get so defensive.

She has no fire in her belly but a furnace.

I think she’d be exhausting to be around.

No, that's terrible advice. If shitlid4kids copulates with psycho, he's never leaving that hotel room again.

I'm caught up at last. What's with all the deletions? Is someone reporting?

I missed the chorizo part because I also tune out when Luke is on 😴

Someone needs to reset Hannah's playback to normal speed because the 2X is hard to keep up with. Hopefully she'll be gone soon. Anyone who says "I'm a lot" about themselves should not be allowed on television.

I bet at least one of Stephen's children Is more mature than Hannah & I think he said the eldest is 14!

The immaturity levels are something else this year, Holly & Polly are just as bad.

I actually felt sorry for Stephen 4kids this evening. He looked an emotionally exhausted wreck by the end of it. Holding his private ' confession ' over him felt particularly cruel, especially as it likely has something to do with his kids.

She should be booted out for that

I like Shitlid's dopey friend. He seems decent. I think he has a speech impediment?

He reminds me of Worzel Gummidge. I think it's the straw hair.

I did find him quite endearing though.

I think it is a shame they have yet again gone for drama - engineered or inborn - when they could have gone for fixing one good person up with another good person.

I don’t want ‘a lot’. I don’t want unnecessary drama. I don’t want to see people fling themselves at strangers emotionally and physically just because they are ‘married’.

I may be old fashioned in the last one. It would take a bit more than some bloke in a cardie with no socks and two eerily grinning henchwomen saying I should be ‘locked in’ with someone to convince me otherwise.

some bloke in a cardie with no socks and two eerily grinning henchwomen

Yep I think Sacha had the right idea to declare herself 'celibate for reasons' so they can't shove her into intimacy 🤢 (although I think her and Ross aren't as celibate as Ming the Inflatable is being led to believe)