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Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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menopausalfart · 08/10/2024 20:47

No spoilers, please.

Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)
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Tittat50 · 09/10/2024 23:15

@SilentSheldon 🤣 that's impressive 👏

Appalonia · 09/10/2024 23:16

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:13

Love a haiku.

Madonna my love
Wank my arm like chorizo
Hard. Hard. There. All done.

Polly wants love struck.
instead she got rice and chips.
and rice and some pork.

This is what I think of you.😁

Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)
chaosmaker · 09/10/2024 23:17

I'd like a Gaston as long as he put a top on. He's very careful with the compliments, doesn't compliment her face chorizo!

murasaki · 09/10/2024 23:18

Shitlid two has kids
Hannah is a total loon
He should run away

Tittat50 · 09/10/2024 23:18

If I was allowed to gag Gaston, I could see a future for us ❤️

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:21

Bad tittat50
you have upset those who spit
best call for a priest

chaosmaker · 09/10/2024 23:21

I fail to see what's wrong with an exorcist and dodgy tagline post.

Phase2 · 09/10/2024 23:22

@Pieandchips999 how rude Grin I was quoting the master of words, Gaston.

murasaki · 09/10/2024 23:22

Loved all your commentary this evening, I was out trying not to laugh at Jimmy Carr at our local venue, so caught up on plus one. You were epic as ever.

Haikus are are great idea though

I cannot trust you
So it will be a park bench
Or a lying test

Guess who....

Phase2 · 09/10/2024 23:24

Although now you ask

The words in his head
Do not need to be spoken
Enough cringe today

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:28

Hannah needs quiet.
Tendons in the neck pulsate
She’ll go full Deirdre.

murasaki · 09/10/2024 23:29

I would like to see
A face move as it should do
Both women and men

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:32

I would like experts
And couples looking for love.
This is so not that.

murasaki · 09/10/2024 23:34

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:32

I would like experts
And couples looking for love.
This is so not that.

This haiku speaks truth
And so should win the top prize
Sheldon takes the gong.

Pieandchips999 · 09/10/2024 23:36

Phase2 · 09/10/2024 23:22

@Pieandchips999 how rude Grin I was quoting the master of words, Gaston.

In my defence I zone out when he's on as he creeps me out so bad and have trauma from everyone on the thread who likes him 😱

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:36

I hope that gong comes with rice, rice and chips.

I’ll pass on the pork.

Pieandchips999 · 09/10/2024 23:37

I'm quite impressed about some of the poetry although my bar is quite low after this 🤣

Tittat50 · 09/10/2024 23:38

Pieandchips999 · 09/10/2024 23:36

In my defence I zone out when he's on as he creeps me out so bad and have trauma from everyone on the thread who likes him 😱

Did the turtle photo frame not do it for you?

murasaki · 09/10/2024 23:38

Oh I love Haikus.
So rude, so sharp, so spot on
And yet thought polite..

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:39

Pie

I may be going all Michael Jackson on your arse, but I would like to say that you are not alone.

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2024 23:40

Why can these people need cater for a simple meal for 4 people. Can they not buy a pan!

Phase2 · 09/10/2024 23:40

Oh me too @Pieandchips999 he makes me cross my legs when he speaks like some primitive self defence 😂

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:41

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2024 23:40

Why can these people need cater for a simple meal for 4 people. Can they not buy a pan!

The communal pan went in the bin with the fajita mix.

Pieandchips999 · 09/10/2024 23:41

Tittat50 · 09/10/2024 23:38

Did the turtle photo frame not do it for you?

I think my problem is by the point his creepy fur boobs came out there was nowhere safe for my eyes to land due to the collective level of plastic disturbing me. I couldn't tell you anything on the screen especially after mumble mumble chorizo weird face

murasaki · 09/10/2024 23:41

SilentSheldon · 09/10/2024 23:36

I hope that gong comes with rice, rice and chips.

I’ll pass on the pork.

It comes with a semi naked Al Murray from Taskmaster as I rewatched it yesterday, how do you like them apples?

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