Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

@SilentSheldon 🤣 that's impressive 👏

This is what I think of you.😁

I'd like a Gaston as long as he put a top on. He's very careful with the compliments, doesn't compliment her face chorizo!

Shitlid two has kids
Hannah is a total loon
He should run away

If I was allowed to gag Gaston, I could see a future for us ❤️

Bad tittat50
you have upset those who spit
best call for a priest

I fail to see what's wrong with an exorcist and dodgy tagline post.

@Pieandchips999 how rude I was quoting the master of words, Gaston.

Loved all your commentary this evening, I was out trying not to laugh at Jimmy Carr at our local venue, so caught up on plus one. You were epic as ever.

Haikus are are great idea though

I cannot trust you
So it will be a park bench
Or a lying test

Guess who....

Although now you ask

The words in his head
Do not need to be spoken
Enough cringe today

Hannah needs quiet.
Tendons in the neck pulsate
She’ll go full Deirdre.

I would like to see
A face move as it should do
Both women and men

I would like experts
And couples looking for love.
This is so not that.

This haiku speaks truth
And so should win the top prize
Sheldon takes the gong.

In my defence I zone out when he's on as he creeps me out so bad and have trauma from everyone on the thread who likes him 😱

I hope that gong comes with rice, rice and chips.

I’ll pass on the pork.

I'm quite impressed about some of the poetry although my bar is quite low after this 🤣

Did the turtle photo frame not do it for you?

Oh I love Haikus.
So rude, so sharp, so spot on
And yet thought polite..

Pie

I may be going all Michael Jackson on your arse, but I would like to say that you are not alone.

Why can these people need cater for a simple meal for 4 people. Can they not buy a pan!

Oh me too @Pieandchips999 he makes me cross my legs when he speaks like some primitive self defence 😂

The communal pan went in the bin with the fajita mix.

I think my problem is by the point his creepy fur boobs came out there was nowhere safe for my eyes to land due to the collective level of plastic disturbing me. I couldn't tell you anything on the screen especially after mumble mumble chorizo weird face

It comes with a semi naked Al Murray from Taskmaster as I rewatched it yesterday, how do you like them apples?