Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

[menopausalfart]

No spoilers, please.

I think I believe that Sacha hasn’t gone all out jiggy.

Gaston’s missus wittering about ‘cuddles’? I’m finding that a little bit harder.

Checking in from Nz. Watching illegally :)

does no one know how to use a knife and fork these days?

Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips

My, my, my, my
(Rice, rice, chips)
In-law week hits me so hard
No frying pan is in the sight
Makes me say "Oh my lord"
This dinner's dry , and Polly's blind
And the Shitlid's weiner's forced to rise

Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips
Rice, rice, chips

Placemarking I am 2 episodes behind you guys crack me up 🤣🤣🤣

Wait, nooooo. I mean literally spent the night with her. Not shagged her!!
she'd have been so OTT with complaining and being A LOT that she'd have been hoisted by her own petard and he'd have been able to dump her with zero what-ifs

Oh no it's on again. I saw the gift child buys for their Mum turtle frame but dodged the poem. Now Hannah's crying. Then looking psycho on the trailer. Gaston's fur boobs are badly highlighted in the special standard issue polo. I'm going to have to ring the advice line for some support soon. I was looking forward to the night off tonight. Nope, one more day to go 🙈

I was going to put in an early vote for "rice, rice baby" being in the next thread title.

Ah I’m so happy to have found this thread !

Im Addicted to this show yet watch open mouthed as I can’t believe they’re actual real humans?

No haiku yet - I’ll try and come up with one

@SilentSheldon you're too hilarious, every time I read your posts I'm crying.

I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
It means I end up having to watch the episode again because I missed key moments laughing at our thread

Being fair to shitlid4kids, I like my food. If I was looking forward to my dinner and my 'partner' unilaterally decided that 'we' would forgo food and drink heavily instead, I would turn into a hangry psycho.

So I think he actually dealt with that pretty calmly in the circumstances.

I didn't like her announcing that there is a lot about her that 'can't be changed'. Where that might be true, if part of that is being immovable and selfish then she will stay the same and be lonely forever.

Although. Saying the above, I'd probably prefer to get tanked than eat dry rice, rice and chips.

Men who can't whip something up in the kitchen are a big turn off for me too.

Grow the fuck up.

You can't have 4 kids and realistically introduce Regan from the Exorcist as a potential stepmum.
I think he handled it as well he could considering he didn't have any holy water to hand.

I can't believe I missed Gaston having his arm toss session 😬 his chest is very puffy, nipple's almost prime for milking. I'm thus inspired;

Gaston's fur boobs swell
Tropical heat melts faces
Pots and pans no more

The most sensible person on this show is Polly's best friend. He should be one of the experts giving advice. I'm looking forward to tonight's. I feel sorry for Casper and hope he has the sense to leave.

Thinking of haikus
Disrupted by burning flames
Melting plastic faces

I know I'm late.. but that bow!

I know Hannah is a lot but shitlid4.. is a bad dad.. and has huge red flags himself IMO

They did Casper dirty - I don't get on with my sister - here is your sister-alike.. I'm not sure sure why he is still there. .

I'm not sure about Nathan and Lacey

And Kieran and Kristina give me fuzzies - I'm glad they have found happiness..

The experts are clearly rubbish at their job (unless it is to make crack TV in which case.. good show and keep going,, , I'd never watched MAFS before and now I'm hooked)

4kids is giving me red flags. Hannah is nuts but I don't love the way he's reacting and standing up at the table etc

We do have to wonder how much editing goes on. What is Shit4kids potentially saying and doing behind the scenes for example.
It's easy to immediately dislike Hannah. The producers will be well aware of her volatile temperament. I'm sure they line up the access to alcohol to further fuel the more volatile ones.

I agree one has to remind themselves that Shit4kids has found sufficient time to participate, go on holiday etc etc. I'd find that a bit of a kick in the teeth if I didn't see my dad that often.

I doubt he needs to do much to set her off

Hannah is clinically insane. I’ve never seen a better example on this show of - ok now it’s totally obvious why you are still single.

Cant wait to see her go ballistic at the future dinner parties.

How predictable. Hannah went straight to the “bad edit” excuse. Also threw in the ADHD brain. Ie none of it was my fault.

https://www.heart.co.uk/showbiz/tv-movies/married-at-first-sight/hannah-defends-nasty-behaviour-stephen-blames-editing-mafs-uk/

Just watched yesterday's episode. Hannah is absolutely nuts and thought that Stephen handled it well. It might be that being a dad isn't in his current priorities, but he showed a balanced consideration between Hannah's feelings and the space he needed for himself, and he was great in that I thought. Hannah, on the other hand is horrible when things don't go her way.

Personally can't stand Luke - cringe and sleaze and it doesn't feel there is much substance in him at the moment. Amy is actually okay, questioning him in the right places though I don't feel she is getting to any depths- maybe there isn't any?

Ryan & Sionainn seems to be matched well even if not my cup of tea. Ryan is defo giving more credit to anyone with a less presentable job like a binman's job, if anyone ever wondered 'oh I wouldn't date a binman'. There is hope for these two.

I really disliked how Polly's friend is still digging into the old issue - perhaps he was made to by the programme. I am starting to like how measured Adam's talk is, since Polly would suck up literally anything that comes out of his mouth; though it doesn't make him less of a shitlid.

Tbh I could see that it was highly possible Hannah has ADHD. Not that having ADHD makes everyone a total knob. But, there are a few flags there.

The Producers must have some sort of ADHD radar going on because the show has become;

ADHD × ADHD (ADHD) +ADHD to the power of ADHD π ADHD.

See also BB

For once, I would quite like someone to own the fact they were an arse. Preferably without blaming it on a condition, a circumstance or someone else.

I’ll start…

I’m a gobshite.