Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

The exorcist and inappropriate tagline

Watching on catch up, just catching up on Polly having thrown her pride out the window 🤦‍♀️

Can't agree on creepy Gaston he's making me want to bleach my eyeballs and ears when he does his icky innuendo

She didn’t throw it out the window.

She had it with rice, rice and chips.

Bin man model clearly saying anything to stay on telly.

It seems she genuinely can't see what's happening in terms of how awfully he's treating her.

@SilentSheldon that meal 😂😂

Thank fuck he doesn’t think he’s Wordsworth tae.

New bloke still wanging on about whatever secret he told the woman he'd known five minutes off camera

@SilentSheldon true, I'm now at Gaston throwing compliments willy nilly at the plasticky one.

He shouldn’t have told her.

She shouldn’t have thrown it back on him.

First one is ill-advised.

Second is pure cunty.

Ah, MN need to lighten up. I thought it was funny 😂

Yeah but we don't actually know what she meant, could have been anything. But remember,
At my zoo there will always be a table for two, Sheldon

Shall I bring rice, rice and chips @Phase2 ?

I think one of Hannah's personalities reported me

I had no idea MN was so strict given some of the posts on here. Although I did think a CF stood cuntface for quite a long time so was a bit shocked. If you read all the CF posts that way it really does change the tone

I’ll squeeze myself in a pair of speedos and tie a string round my noels.

it seems to be the fashion.

@Tittat50

I love rice chips and rice thanks. Bring me all the carbs.

Remember how strange when we first met
Ask my wife she'll tell you that

What????

Have you written a MAFS haiku or did I miss something? I hate to break it to you but I'm not sure there is going to be a high level of interest in MAFS haikus. Although Gaston's probably written one. Probably about his chorizo

He looks like Mitch from Modern Family which is why I immediately got a gay vibe lol

Oh I'd bloody love it if one of the wives was on MN and joined in the thread! 😂

Love a haiku.

Madonna my love
Wank my arm like chorizo
Hard. Hard. There. All done.

Polly wants love struck.
instead she got rice and chips.
and rice and some pork.

At certain angles he's giving cover of attitude. Others not. The hologram thing is really starting to make sense to me

Mafs haiku?

Emma wants a fuck
Caspar runs away and hides
Botox scares the men