Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

Why don't they have any pans? How do they cook usually? Do some couple get enough plates etc but no pans. And others get pans but only 2 plates?

Ooh subtle middle finger gesture from Shitlid

They’ve used all the fucking pans for hair cuts.

@hoxtonbabe @lalaloopyhead I was thinking the exact same. Omg what if he's bald in the middle and it's a hairpiece and the 'barbers' just attaches shitlids

Oh can we drop this now? Shitlid's friend seems to be into Polly quite a bit.

Are the similar personalities between Polly & Adam in the room with us??

Anyone for a hair cut?

She’s gone all hair fiddly with his mate.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

WTF is shitlid wearing? Why is he a “great catch” to Polly? Why does she want to shag him?

Polly has no dignity

I've missed pangate as my dog god traumatised by all the shouting and were on a holiday park so I had to stage an intervention. Even the dog next door is judging

Shitlids Waxwork mate is a better option

Did they have to get out of bed, let the producers into the room and then pretend to be waking up?

Gaston and sausage lips have definitely done it

🤣

Too much muscle can be a turn off.

Fuck me. Did ye clock that vein in his arm?

Ive tied a tree up with thinner rope.

Oh man if he’s bald in the middle we wil definitely have to rename him friar tuck permanently 🤣

Awww Gaston

The other night I had a dream where my hair got cut to a bowl cut. I have waist length hair currently and woke up in a panic seeing if my hair is still there.

They live on take aways i think.

I know, it’s like a weird utility tradesman waistcoat. Lots of handy pockets for hair pieces

Zilch, nada!

How many analogies can you have in one conversation. We're they using rust as a flirtation analogy?? Think I prefer the no analogy life