Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

Rumbled!!

I think I’m having an identity crisis. I quite fancy Malta man.

Think nandos 🤣

That food looks so.... British.

Who serves rice and chips???!!!

He said, massage my arm like you're taking a wrapper off a chorizo.
She said, I feel like I'm tossing off an elephant.

Does anyone else hear creaking on the boat?..

Richard doesn't know who he is let alone what he's eating

Get it right, it's rice, rice and chips

Can't imagine Shitlid is scared of Alfie

I feel like this thread should be re-named Titwatch 😁

Is Shitlid's friend Jack Grealish?

His lids about to blow

I'd dump someone who served guests rice and chips. Dealbreaker right there.

I’m not sure he actually cooked that given they’ve got no pans.

So I’m guessing from what he said and how that looks, it was a quick trip to the local takeaway

Shit lids hair looks more “liddy” today, proper Lego hair today.. i think it’s because its straighter than usual

I think I just went extra gay.

Shitlid is looking like Caspar did last night - not this AGAIN!

Although poor Nathan might have been glad of rice, rice and chips

Exciting I have some career change ideas 🤣 maybe I can become an ixpert. Bar seems quite low

Someone once stretched that hair band thing round my fairly curvy thigh.

It looked like one of those fancy tomatoes you used to get with your salad when you went somewhere fancier than BHS for your dinner as a kid.

I said that! Is the front bit a hair piece?? I feel I can see the joint on the side!

I'm sure it's a stapled on toupe.

I really want Shitlid's shitlid to suddenly start flapping and talking like the cookie monster

Can I just say. I've never watched this until a week ago. Not "'my thing" normally. I did so fairly accidentally but perhaps partly subliminally prompted by seeing thread titles on here. It keeps on giving, am hooked, and these threads are now a small joy in life m. Funny As. Shitlid. Brill.