Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

Gaston is too good to be true, what's the catch?

Where on earth does Luc find clothes to accommodate his arms???

Ooooo I quite like his bed hair too. Maybe I am not gay and this is how I find out.

He's very attractive with his hair like that. What's happening..

The 1 incher in his pants?

The weight lifting has made certain body parts shrink ?

Ok, Luke is growing on me.

He is going to break out in song and jump from rooftops in his swashbuckling boots 🤣

Ryan definitely seems pretty genuine. I quite like him

Tartarughe 🥰

Turn off your TV now. Whilst we can still save you.

Don’t worry.. we are all starting to “come round” as well, we are here to support you through this difficult time 😋

I thought Gaston was going to be an arse but he's quite nice

Don't tell Shitlid 🤫

Bin man seems like a lovely guy so far. Is actually really nice to see.

When the new brides saunter into the next dinner party, shitlid/friar tuck and Caspar will be seething…that’s the type of bride I “ordered”!

I still like Ryan.

If he disappoints me, I’m going to go full Hannah.

Awww Ryan

@Combattingthemoaners um I think you might need a rethink. Except that it's kind of like women's hair but the rest is super ick. @Appalonia really he seems super fake to me and fancies himself

Binny seems nice

I think I’m broken; Gaston just gives me the major ick and he seems utterly insincere.

Ryan, however…I can’t take my eyes off him!

Hannah's husband has the
Ick

Does Hannah breathe at all? She literally doesn't take even the tiniest of breaks.

I'm happy to marry a shitlid if it means I can have a honeymoon somewhere lovely and then only eat takeaways. Provided channel 4 pay. I'm sure I'd get left at the altar though. Polly and Emma are practically supermodel thin in comparison. I'm 0% plastic/rubber/botox and you're lucky if I've shaved my legs, let alone put makeup on!

Do they have a say in their honeymoon destinations?

Here we go