Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

I so would prefer Copenhagen.

Wallopers in a jumper.

Not sweating.

No sand in flaps, folds or orifices.

Winning.

I was asking yesterday who Gaston was but no one replied ( although I had a feeling it was Luke)

🤣🤣 he really does look like Gaston. I wonder if he’s going to starring at my local theatre panto 🤔😅

You make pie and chips for police officers??

I thought dogs were reactive, not people.

I just had to grab some medication for my wife. Came in to Mr I'm very clever and hot saying something about chorizo while said wife looked like she may puke in horror. Even the dog is crying

The first question to Hannah should have been "are you sober?"

Where’s your head at?

Or ...which personality am I speaking to

@Bluetrews25 😂😂😂

Oh please Hannah, no one is buying what you are selling 🙄

Are you a nursery worker, dealing with belligerent toddlers?

God Hannah is immature. Her bloke seems much more grounded.

No need to disclose but am guessing hostage negotiation!

And do you make breeks for a quarter of them? 😏

Her pupils were massive last night compared to now.

Grow up Hannah

🤣 sometimes feels like that. Let's just say I'm in the helping professions

Omg that man has more boobs than me and Amy out together

I have figured who Hannah reminds me of! Adam Godley!

Gaston has massive tits

Amy's tits are closer together in this bikini top
They were 500m apart before

Do you milk horses for their seen?

Do bikinis have sleeves now??

Has Adam cooked rice and chips?

Yellow dinner, anyone?