Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

No but usually after they join there is a group retreat to look forward to

Caspar and Emma are going to take one look at the car crash the show is turning into and run for the hills anyway.

Were any of the old couples invited to the weddings of the new lot? I quite liked that.

There's too many people

I can't tell you how much you guys brighten my evening with your fantastic wit. I am laughing so much at these comments. I appreciate it's at their expense but hopefully they don't read MN 🤷‍♀️😆

It doesn't help that some of them seem to have multiple personalities.

The group retreat will be where Shitlid makes his move on one of the newbies.

Hopefully a couple of couples will bugger off this week. I can't see Emma/Caspar and Richelle/Nanu nanu lasting much longer.

I really hope there's some entertainment care of Shitlid at the retreat. I predict he may envy
Shit lid4kids who is pulling the look off slightly better.
Lacey might be off the table for shitlid so wonder if a new bride will be in his sights

Hannah... God she's annoying. Why does she keep doing that thing with her tongue?

He's 100% going to go for Mrs wants-all-the-babies

Shitlid4kids looks a bit like a cabbage patch doll under his shitlid.

I'd love it if one of the new guys has the hots for Polly

@murasaki I'm virtually crying over that 🤣🤣🤣

someone called him an inflated ming the merciless😁

I wonder if Hannah -give me babies- will be turned by Shitlid!
He might pounce on the fact he's childless and carefree. I can't see what else he's got as his selling point - apart from a shitlid.

Just watching it now. Hannah is exactly the sort of woman I hate.

Where is mels blue jacket from?+?

I'm just watching the first part. Hannah is so unlikeable. Shitlid will definitely be sniffing around

Shitkid4kids did sucker me in with that intro. Was feeling for him a bit. He's an improved version of original Shitlid thus far. Although, the ' I don't get to see ma kids much' bullshit is not endearing

Man, I hope Shitlid makes it to Couples Retreat.

Shitlid is going nowhere until he gets a look at the new brides.

Hannah reminds me of a Scream mask

I'm confident Shitlid and his slimy entrails will make it to couples retreat!

I feel Richelle is somewhat unstable. She's a stunning woman but her whole approach is sniping, aggressive and looking for problems. Why does she keep labouring the 'how-very-dare-you-tell-me-about-being-cheated-on-5-YEARS-AGO' thing? It seems to be her that's hung up on it, not him!

4 kids dodgy barnet man - not sure. He seems nice enough but it's hard to get a good impression of someone who 'doesn't see much of his kids as he'd like' - what's stopping him moving closer?!

Hannah is intensely irritating, but it might just be the edit. I do think the 4 kids bombshell is a bit unfair. It could be a total dealbreaker for many surely, in which case the whole thing is doomed from the off?! And the whole 'I can give you a few' - I know it was semi lighthearted but it's a bit grim. How many bloody kids is he planning to churn out?!

I think what Richelle is saying was that Orson was milking the cheating 5 years ago thing, so that it got him coverage on the honeymoon and that this is related to him being an actor. I've had to read between the lines to get that much though.

I've missed the first 20 minutes. I quite like the new wife of Mr 4 kids. She's chatty but that doesn't means she's not bright. And if she's not bright it doesn't mean she's not nice. I can't work out what he's claiming about his kids. It could be anything between a week on week off with the home as a base/ at kids mums to only see them in the day once a fortnight. Maybe I missed some key bits. It does sound more limited.

I really try not to judge people on their appearance or bad cheap outfits they get made to wear but the new lady literally has visible excess manmade material on her face. Made me think of an episode of botched

I found today super boring I miss K and K 🤣

Anyone who has 4 kids and offers to 'give' another woman 'a few more' is a shit Dad.

He should be investing enough in his first 4 that he doesn't have the energy and resources to a) go on MAFS b) be planning more children.

That's enough for me not to like him. Men who do the bare minimum parenting are a massive turn off.

Bye!