Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

Not one but two plastic people. What the fuck has he done with his eyebrows. What the fuck is her bottom half all about.

They are all the same couple. The producers know that all that botox and fillers means that we won't be able to tell them apart.

Will Papa Sascha unlock her chastity belt tomorrow?

Oh here we go.. the curvy women shite is coming up again .

only on MAFS is a man not allowed to be physically attracted to a woman…I don’t understand this entitlement 🙄

They'd go up like an explosion in a grease factory.

Didn't Caspar have anyone at that table?

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She'll be single for a very very long time. Rude woman.

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Wtaf - the new groom looks like an AI robot. Bride looks 50 due to excess filler. These people are gross. What's happening, it's too much

His wife's twin sister

He wants a guaranteed out from Emma.

He's going to keep saying it until she walks.

As soon as I saw papa I started cracking up.. was it you or someone else that called him ming the merciless and every time I see him I can’t stop laughing like a nutter. My cat is looking at me like I’m a sandwich short 🤣

Richelle's coming off really nasty

I'm looking forward to Shitlid meeting the new people

As a MAFS newbie are the new married lot expected to indulge in some 'partner' swapping ?

Depends on how good the producers are at their jobs

Another bloody new couple? 😩😩

Enough already!

I feel like Brenda from Bristol!

Tradition dictates it shall be so.

@hoxtonbabe I've had a name change - I christened dad inflated Ming the Merciless

Still laughing at my own joke 🤷‍♀️🤣

Did the new couples get their own stag and hen dos ? I didn't see them at the other couples ones.

I've got to go back and watch the first half in case I've unfairly judged the new bride and groom...

Ming the Merciless after he's been sitting too close to the fire?

@dapsnotplimsolls 🤣🤣