Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

He can't afford any more kids !

Oh god this programme is such exploitative and ludicrous shite but prepared to feel slightly sullied watching it just for the Mumsnet follow along.

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I can give you kids urgh

"I could probably give you a few" well yeah, it's not like you are actually bringing any of them up.

He's had 4 kids but not a vasectomy
Keep spreading those seeds, boyo

That’s what I’m thinking.. forget the financials the actual logistics of it etc.. he really needs to just put it away and tie it up

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So is tomorrow two honeymoons and Sacha and Ross's friends and family?

Gosh, she's thick

I'm lost... I don't see why his mum dying would impact him getting married and having kids...

Odds on they'll " have a shag" after the wedding. To please Mel

Only just catching up now. Fuck me her crying is far too much! Surely it isn’t normal!

We are really twisting your arm there

Gross.
Not a nice boy if those kids aren't being financed whilst he goes spreading his muck.

I missed the beginning so he may not have more than one baby mam

The kissing makes me want to puke

And she don’t have chat, over people galore, doesn’t take anything in. She’s annoying me already and I can see him going off her super quick no matter what he’s says now 🙄

She'll be up the duff by the end of her second episode.

One ex wife

What? Another rubber face?

Ooh runaway bride yes please

How many new couples are there, 3 or 4?

She looks 10 yrs older than the groom !

Another couple??
WHERE did they get all these people from?
Looks like they all came out of a bingo hall or something

That was a rubbish episode. Whyyyy is Caspar saying about the curvier women when he could easily say it's because of his sister. And what was the potential runaway bride wearing???

Another new couple?